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It's all gone cat an mouse these days - Calm your passions Jazzy JeffI want to meet this man!I am glynn, glynny, glynnskadoo or dale which ever you prefer. I love my friends Bean, Ray, and Darlow more than anyoneMost people write on their myspaz's "i care for my friends" "i love my friends" to be fair most of them are just fake shallow people who couldn't give a shit as long as themselves are happy. I actually do care and i give a shit if my friends are happy more than myself so bear that in mind when you write "i love my friends" cus if you dont mean it then why say it. BUMMERS!!!!!I got 5 top bessies and this be why (in no order):

Darlow - cus he canny listen to a single song without havin to work out every little detail, he can make crazy iron maiden style solos up on the spot and piss me off, and when he splits up with girls he makes crackin lyrics and we go sit on maccys car park and drink coffee :) Bean - cus he the happiest boy alive and we got special memories of the first leeds and we both appreciate minority type people, like mongy walks for example and both cant wait be old men :) Ray - cus he's the loudest most in-your-face person you can ever know and sometimes its hilarious like when he chucked paper in the little girls face at give it a name. Also at ice skatin he grabs little girls by their head and chucks them on the floor haha :) JT - cus he's a complete push over, and if he wasn't at uni i might actually be dead by now and i would have to go to shitty RnB clubs everynight for girating sessions :) Gilibob - cus she teaches me quality filmage and family guy, and bosses me about, she be the only person that can turn me into a scivvy and make bacon, she be the best girl i ever did an will know i rate :)

I love vodka more than anyone and i dont stop till i get fucked buggered or mugged I enjoy waking up on dodgey roundabouts with mudstains I love dancin like an arse to 500 miles and take on me with Bean!! When i get drunken i give random tenners to people! not clever I'm too generous and end up in shit money situations cus i always give it away I love uni!!! My halls an people were the shit i wouldnt have swapped em for the world I love my pint sized cup o tea mug that i swapped for two zebra cups I love it when people scivvy for me its how life should be specially when i used to send vicki get me hot chocolate an cookies I bum ET he is sexy as fuck Me and Bean are goin live in old peoples home together an go golf on wednesdays to pick up sagy minge I want to suck on thome yorkes mongy left eye! I like fancy dress I'm probably the most vulgar person you know I love ballroom dancin in mosh pits with bean people shit thereselfs when they see us waltzin matilda I love the power of my dressin gown, anythin is possible in that beast I dont like clothes im always hot and need be naked, after uni im goin live in the woods as a nudist!!
We're goin leeds festival every year till we die an me an bean will have a reserved bay with wheel chair access and be old school legends of leeds like jamie was this year!!!When i die i want be cremated an smoked in a bong at leeds by all my bessy legends!!Thats all i know bout me if i missed anythin tell me!RHYTHM IS A DANCER!!!!These three people are the bessiieest friends you could ever have an i love them more than anythin an anyone....I'm never more happy in the world than when i go road trippin with these legends!!!!!!Bean made me this i friggin love it, he bought the card from his shop and then made up his own caption squint your eyes you can read it if you try hard enough!!Happy black man day is now officially 8th August we'll celebrate it each year!! :)I fuckin love my Ukulele! Yes its real :)I loved babysittin for Simon and Stewie they made me happy when were in on me bill