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About Me

I was hoping this was a form-type question, where I could pick selectors to describe me. So, right off, you know I'm shy and/or lazy. But no one has ever accused me of being shy.
What do you nosy jerks want to know about me? I make movies. Sometimes it's commercials. Or Music videos. T.V. too. I'll bet I'm the only person you've met who used a 30-cent stick to break a $24 Million dollar jet engine. Other notable accomplishments include:

Passed out once in school while wearing a dress stuck my head through the scoreboard at Keenland horseparkEndured 2 mostly painful days auditioning for the next "nashville star" Edited a volkswagen short film Filmed numerous cage matches Watched Toby McGuire ride a hobby horse Spent a month living with teenagers in rural indiana Played basketball with George Clooney Uh "used" Viginia Madison's dressing room Comeone kids! Work in movies! no day is like yesterday! I'm also building a time machine and turning my assistant into a rat.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Do you know the name of 2 or more NASCAR drivers? do you shop at the Cracker Barrel store? Are you homophobic and racist? Bible thumper? Do you type in L33T Speak? Do I owe you money? Are you afraid of movies? Do you hate to be judged and prequalified?Now, if you're a nerdy girl who dyes her hair, wears glasses, secretly reads poetry and plays nintendogs...you're already my hero. you're cooler than me.But regular folks are fine too. You know, if you will put up with me retelling the same story all the damn time. People with too much money, too. Especially those with too much money that want films to invest in.

My Blog

I miss the leeches

Yes, I wrecked a motorbike. Yes, I got hurt - I landed on my face. No, not that bad. just cut up on my hands, face, foot, and a brse on my hip. oh, and a bruse where my wallet had to pay for damage r...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 23:55:00 GMT

Oh no....

Leaches! seriously! Cue me freaking out. I'm back on the beach. tomorrow: monitor lizards!
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 06:18:00 GMT

Internet only 2baht/minute

Well, we left Bankok via Nok Air, who's only logo is a giant bird beak, from the bangkok domestic airport (security? uhh, yea, sure. please don't blow up plane.) and flew to Krabi province, wher...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 05:36:00 GMT

Please contact to reception for used internet.

Bonjour from Bangkok. I just wanted to take a minute and say we're alive, so Checkeye can't take my stuff, and we're doing well. No, we didn't feel the earthquake. Yes, we were on a plane for 400 days...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:18:00 GMT

PLEASE HELP ME TODAY!!!!

All of you (should by now!) know I'm a filmmaker. I've been working for 4 years to get legislation passed to help my industry, and TODAY is the best chance you will ever have to help me out. I need yo...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:51:00 GMT

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Good Morning Everyone!As I posted a little while ago, I'm in memphis dealing with a family emergency. Everyone has been great. and I appreciate all the emails from everyone with support. It really doe...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 22:33:00 GMT

Newspapers have nothing to worry about.

I went to one of the "Pimp Myspace" sites today, and, like every other site on the web, they have context-based ads on there. That is, ads that are placed by google or yahoo that look at the content o...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:31:00 GMT

And my TIVO thinks I'm gay...

I once saw two different shows make the same joke about a year apart. One was "the mind of the married man," an insipid HBO show. The other was some sitcom. Since they were essentially the same I'll t...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:03:00 GMT