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Fáilte Romhat

My name is Darren. I'm an Irish guy...283 months old. I lived in Bangkok more than one year now. I just don't know what to do with myself right now. If you want to know more then please just ask me so I can lie about myself some more to you.

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My Interests

Writing, comic books, learning a new language

I'd like to meet:

Myself from the future so he could provide me with the identities of my enemies and I could extinguish them from existence before they can do the evil bidding of their dark overlord.

What's the frequency Tevez?

Music:

In no particular order I like Brendan Benson, Rammstein, Loso, Endorphine, Horslips, Potato, Muse, Simon and Garfunkel, Royksopp, System of a Down, Britney Spears, Travis, Jimmy Eat World and Johnny Cash

Movies:

My mostest favoritest movies is Dazed and Confused, O Brother Where Art Thou and The Departed

Television:

I watch Prison Break, Lost, Heroes, The L Word, Weeds and Scrubs. I loved Angel (the Buffy spin off) That was the best show ever. Also liked the Sopranos, Veronica Mars, The X Files and Dead Like Me and ATHF

Books:

I should read more than I do

Commander Zero: You get somtin' for me?
Danny Archer: And yo'self get somtin' for me, huh?

Commander Zero: You bring de plane back first.

Danny Archer: Are you craze? You get for pay me first for dem.

Commander Zero: [Commander Zero hands Danny a small bag of diamonds, Danny checks its content]

Danny Archer: Dis no fine, huh? Dis no fine.

Commander Zero: Dis all you get!

Danny Archer: Den yo' boys den can use one ol' rotten AK dem 'gainst dem gov'ment troops and dey new weapons dem, huh?

Commander Zero: Maybe I could just kill you and take what you bring back!

Danny Archer: Den you get one more dead body 'stead of aeroplane way full with grenade launchers. So I'm think I'm gonna go to dem gov'ment, huh? Dem government, least dem go pay me, huh?

Commander Zero: Wait, wait. Wait, my friend. Dis is the thing you want? Here.

[Commander Zero pours diamonds from a can in Danny's hands]

Commander Zero: So many I not know what do with dem all. - Hey, Archer, next time, you bring satellite TV, eh? I wan' see Baywatch.

Danny Archer: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.


Heroes:

I am a cynical and sarcastic son of a b*tch and my outlook on life makes it impossible for me to actually have a hero. Hero worship is for weak minded fools anyway.

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Milk it

No. Not yet. Fucked up. Should something spew from my fingers. January. Maybe. Definitely. Yeah.   -----------------   Milk it   I am my own parasite. I don't need a host to live....
Posted by Dáire on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:42:00 PST