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Brian

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.
I am an agent of chaos.
And you know the thing about chaos?
It's fair.
I am not who I want to be. I probably will not ever be.
I don't take anything seriously.
I need a haircut
I'm not a fan of beer, but I've been drinking a lot of it lately to try to acquire the taste. Hey, it worked for wine.
I tried the vegan thing. I failed.
I'm patient.
I'm a pacifist.
I love dogs more than I like people most of the time.
I don't believe in expectations.
I don't believe in regret.
I don't know shit about fuck.
I don't like arguing or unnecessary confrontations.
I especially don't like people who treat employees like trash. Be considerate wherever you are. If the service is slow, there might actually be a reason for that. Getting angry at the person helping you isn't going to make anyone's day any better. Just relax.
I plan to be a writer/director. Just like everyone else in LA.
I'm confident in my abilities.
But most of the time I suffer from writer's block. Like right now. Damn it.
I spent a lot of time playing Mario 3 growing up. I recently hooked up the old NES again... and it's like riding a bike. I can beat the game in about 30 minutes. I think that's impressive. Maybe not as impressive as being able to bench 250 lbs, which I can't... but it's still pretty neat.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who understand that vanilla isn't "plain." I'm sick and tired of that shit. Why does vanilla get such a bad rap? It's not plain! Vanilla ice cream, for instance, isn't plain. It's vanilla. So when you say, "I'd like vanilla please," you're asking for a flavor, not the "boring" regular flavor. Stop being ignorant, people.

People who get my sense of humor. That's always a plus.

And people who love Mr. Show. Oh... Mr. Show... I miss you so...
.. ..

And no robots. I don't trust them and I never will. Ever.

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My Blog

An E-Mail To K-CAL9

Dear K-CAL9,You've been showing a car chase for the past 20 minutes. This is not news. Stop showing car chases. What the hell happened to journalistic integrity? What's the point of showing this? The ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:52:00 GMT

Most Redundant Lyrics Ever?

"Christmas comes this time each year."-Little Saint NickThe Beach BoysYeah, no shit. It's not a fucking hurricane. It's a date. Every year, at the same fucking time, it'll be there. Guaranteed. We're ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:13:00 GMT

Day Four in Kansas

9:50 am. Left the house for the airport. Stopped literally three houses down across the street to take a picture.Seriously?!!! Right across the street from where I slept! In the middle of the heartlan...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:58:00 GMT

Day Three in Kansas

8 am. Woke up early again. I fixed the problems with the blinds, (they didn't shut all the way before, leaving an awesome line of light on my face once the sun rose.) Paper clips work wonders.Visions...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:25:00 GMT

Day Two in Kansas

9:20. Woke up to get free breakfast from the hotel. Don't think for a second I didn't know that this would be 7:20 real time. Was it worth it? No. But... it was free.Walked to the Goodwill down the st...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Day One in Kansas

Fourth of July.Arrived in Wichita at 5:40 PM. Plane delayed in Dallas thanks to a curtain malfunction. Seriously, 30 minute delay to fix a latch on the cabin curtain. Awesome.Wichita airport is empty....
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:52:00 GMT

My Letter to M&Ms

Subject: The Addam's Family?!Why? Honestly... why? I don't know what company is responsible for producing your commercials, but they should be fired. And whoever approved the Addam's Family on your en...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:19:00 GMT

An email to Comedy Central

I am neither a Republican or a Democrat. I ask you this as a human being. Please... for the good of humanity... cancel this show. It's insulting to viewers because it is awful. "Oh, Bush is dumb! And ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 23:38:00 GMT

A response to me from Staples

Hello Mr. Fischer,Thank you for taking the time to contact us regarding the receipts that print out at our local stores. Please be assured that this will be shared with our retail team in corporate fo...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 22:47:00 GMT

My complaint to Heineken beer

Why hello there.I have a complaint of sorts. First of all, I like your beer. Seriously. Heinken Light is one of the few beers I'll drink. So, you have a fan here.However...I find myself absolutely hat...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 22:44:00 GMT