Their is a religion for people addicted to cats! |
Sorry, my mistake, they're catholics.Kittens are great. When they're not doing walls of death around your living room they're scratching your furniture. So, my advice to you is: if you don't like cats...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 13:30:00 GMT |
Presidential election mix tape |
I have compiled the greatest hits of the election season!I know! I spend too much time on the internets.And I've still probably missed a few gems.This is, after all, serious business. Right now the el...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:14:00 GMT |
A cosmic bath and a knock at the door |
Last night I decided to have a cosmic bath. Little did I know at the time that this decision would later have dramatic consequences.I don't smoke the doob much nowadays, so when I do I like to get com...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:55:00 GMT |
Dont let geeks do your cheating for you |
When you programme the voting machine to count the other person's vote you're supposed to do it subtly - so that it counts the vote but doesn't show you that they've changed it!Unfortunately, in West ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 05:35:00 GMT |
"You city boys dont know shit" |
.. --> @page { size: 21cm 29.7cm; margin: 2cm } P { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } -->The rich cunt Warren E Buffet said recently "Beware of geeks bearing formulas." He was referring to all those...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 08:11:00 GMT |
Psycho-sexual metaphor and the American election |
Why do conservatives, when faced with facts, figures, and reality, like to cover their ears and hum the star spangled banner?Are they stupid? mad? brainwashed?No, they're not, they just see things dif...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 08:34:00 GMT |
I dont understand patriotism |
Living in England is a bit like not getting any sex.It's alright, not a great hardship, masturbation suffices, but I'd rather be in an eastern european [country].Maybe I just don't like patriotism bec...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:30:00 GMT |
Youtube comments are better than the videos |
Youtube is the home of kittens and people who argue about everything, including kittens. Each video is like a bridge, and underneath each bridge (in the comments section) a league of trolls do battle ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:58:00 GMT |
That joke isnt funny anymore |
During the Napoleonic wars, a French ship was shipwrecked off the coast of Hartlepool in the north east of England.Fishermen waited on the shore, fearful of the French, and when the ship's mascot was...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT |
Ive smelt the future |
I was sitting on the station platform, smoking a number, when i saw a big bastard of a policeman coming my way.The fear isn’t what it was, they just confiscate it now and tell you off... but st...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:49:00 GMT |
