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I'd like to meet:

Traci. Noun. Five letter word, Born in Nineteen Ninety. Nineteen years have passed since then.040809 I sing. I'm a singer. La Tua Cantante. (But my blood sings to no one. D:) I can be your worse nightmare, or a sweet dream. I am loud and irritating at times. I don't handle caffeine well. I mean what i say, and say what i mean. My words are my law, and my friends my backbone. I don't break promises. I don't date stupid boys. I don't mean boys are stupid. I mean, mentally slow, dumb as a brick boys. I don't care HOW good you look. I don't date idiots. Why yes I am one of those crazy girls who dances around in their underwear singing into a hairbrush. I sing LOUDLY in the shower. In Oh-Eight I was pushed into the college world from Kaimuki High School. I am currently a BARIIIIIIIISTA (if you don't know what it is look it up) at Safeway. I love fruits and veggies. Yes i AM a twilight fan and PROUD of it. I want to double major is music/ korean, japanese, or psychology. I hate cough syrup. I like writing stories. I like/need my privacy. "His touch brought with it the strangest sense of relief-- as if I'd been in pain and that pain had suddenly ceased."- New Moon. And i can't think of anything else to say. traciii <3~ Quotes from The Adventures of Traci

Kayne: I was going to drink my balls but i didn't feel like it.
Traci: LOL
*Note: Bawls: The Energy Drink. (Which they are now selling at seven 11. :D)

I LOVE ARIEL :) and TOMMY and TRAVIS and KAYNE <3
04.16.09 <3
Julian: and put my stuffed animals between their cleavage to taunt me
Miyuu: :P
Miyuu: can't believe you still remember that.
Miyuu: XD
Julian: lol
Julian: how could i forget
Julian: it was torture
Julian: that elephant was laughing at my pain as he sat nestled between two comfy hills
Miyuu: LOL
Julian: i wouldve killed a man to be that elephant for only a few seconds... *sigh*

Traci: HE TRIED TO STICK HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH!
Pili: ...
Traci:-very upset and offended-
Pili: it's called french kissing..
Traci:I'm NOT french!
Pili: LMAO
Traci: WE ARE NOT IN FRANCE!
Pili: it's to express passion....
Traci: AND I REFUSE TO KISS LIKE THE FRENCH!
Pili: LMAO
Pili: *sigh* you're so innocent..XD

Traci: Okay well I’m going to sign out of gmail, so you can get back to you thesis. Byebye! I sorta sometimes love you!
Jessica: bye.
-pause-
WHAT?
SORTA?
SOMETIMES?
Traci: KIDDING!
Jessica: you must be mistaken
Traci: Okay okay! I love you!
Jessica: Always. That’s better.

Yuta: Oh boy, if you got a boyfriend, then that means everyone else I know will start getting a significant other.
Yuta: That's a joke.
Yuta: Don't kill me.
Traci: i won't.
Traci: pili has one
Yuta: O_O
Yuta: @_@
Yuta: Ablajseoidbmeriahbuvbneranfdks;hbrjiopnds
Yuta: Wah! IT'S TRUE THEN!!!
Yuta:My other friend just got a girlfriend too!
Yuta: What's this? New Years Resolutions?
Yuta: Get one girl/guy?
Yuta: O_o
Traci: LOL
Traci: Nooooo
Traci: am i allowed to quote you?
Traci: Uh oh...
Traci: Shoots then.

Ian (Pili’s Boyfriend) my nationality is american (like everyone in america) my ethnicity is white, with a lineage of german, english, welsh, scotish, irish, swiss and just a wee bit of french mixed in there... like my pinky toe worth Ian:i'm white
Traci: OO
Traci:WOAH!
Traci: that's so COOL!
Ian: eh?
Traci: You're...
so...
white...
O_O
I mean it in the most unracist way
Ian: it's fine ^__^

Old Quotes that I recently found on a napkin

Traci: A fountain of fucking facts.
Tika and Devin: Lol!

Traci: We could be lesbians to show we're diverse

Tika: Traci, you look like half asian, half gangster, like a gangster gone wrong. Write that down i wanna be in your quotes! I wanna be above ralph!

Devin: Looks like fires gonna come out of her eyes
Tika: Can't. Her eyes are too small!
Traci: -glares-

Traci: -talking about Hairspray- We have mother Edna, and what's her name... OH yeah! It's Tracy.

Traci: Deon! He's raping me!!!
Deon: No he's not, his dick isn't out. TC get you dick out!

End of the old quotes!

Traci: Oh... sorry i meant to hit your stomach but your penis got in the way...

Choe: Hey Traci, come here. When I see you think of 495.
Traci: O.o ??
Choe: Just remember that number 495. You’ll get it later.
Traci: Sure?
-James laughing the background-
*A little while later*
Choe: You get it yet?
Traci: No…
-James STILL laughing-
Choe: Oh wait! You’ve been reduced from 795.
Traci: HUH!!? Wtf?!
*Choe walks away*
-Light bulb clicks-
Traci: If there is a sticker on my back James, I’m going to kill you!
-Checks back of shirt-
Traci: JAMES!

James: Mahalo gozaimasu

-Setting: Txting me at work-
Jessica: I would like a mocha please.
Another text later…
Kristi:Oo I want what Jessicas getting. Tyler wants one too. Make his a venti.. : )
Traci: WTF!? –closes phone-

Justinn i just hope you study hard
Me -GLARES-
Me: ITS FUCKNIG SLOPES!
Me: I HATE SLOPES*!
Me: I'D RATHER JUMP OFF THE HIGH DIVE A MILLION TIMES!
Justinn: thats quotable
Me: it is
Me: and i think i shall quote it.

*: Slopes as in rise over run (aka math)

Angie: Oh what phone service do you have?
Traci: Verizon
Angie: Oh you that whole ‘I got service everywhere.’
Traci: Lol
Angie: it’s like you get service in hell, like your talking to satan and your phone rings and you’re like wait I gotta get that.
Traci: LOL!

Sgt. Major: Wow Oya, you're all dressed up. Where's your boyfriend?
Traci: I don't have one...
Sgt Major: What?! Why?!
Traci: Boys are stupid...
Sgt. Major: I gotta find you a boyfriend.
Tika: I'm trying Sgt. Major. I'm trying.
Traci: ... You didn't want us to have a boyfriend in high school!
Sgt. Major: Well, now you're out of my hair.
Traci: =O
Sgt. Major: When you get one, bring him down and i'll test him. Who are you? Where are you going for college? Where do you live? What is your goal in life? What?! NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Get out of here!
Traci: LMAO!

Jen: Rusty can of chicken noodle soup!

Yuki: your comment box doesn't work. and you're taken?! what?
Creme:Yeah, by you. =]
Yuki: ewwww~ i'm not a lez lol~ okayy~ sure~

♥True happiness isn’t something you can find
Its something that finds you
The more you try to look for it
The more you try to create it
The less real it becomes
-Traci Oya ♥

Traci: I pulled two all nighters in a row so far
Michael: ^_^;
Michael: Orly?
Michael: Hmm... I should run over while you're still too tired to defend yourself :P
Michael: Ah...
Michael: ...Hah?
Michael: Aww. If you're coherent enough to do advanced math, that means you aren't nearly tired enough for raping. >:
Michael: Then again, If you've got enough energy to put on a decent fight that would be kind of a turn-on P:
Traci:YOU ARE SO WEIRD! >.<
Michael: :P I don't know,What do you think? I mean, if I do leave now I might be pretty fuckin' tired once I get to your house.
Traci: XDDD
Michael: So, your rape might actually be slightly subpar, And I don't want to disappoint a friend like that. :P
Traci: lol
Michael: So? Your call~
Traci: I have too much homework tonight
Michael: Hmm. Well, if you're willing to reschedule, I think I can fit you in for a rape spot on the... 9th. Yeah. Like, 5:00ish, I think.
Traci: XD
Michael: Okay, so, 5:00, on the 9th. Would you like that to be a regular rape, combo rape, or upgrade to slightly-considerate-rape with complementary actually-using-a-condom? Well, you'd certainly have something interesting to open up with. If you'd like, I could fit you in for a VIP celebratory rape on Tuesday at around 6? Tentative, though, I don't know when the office closes up that day. Comes with free delicious cake!
Traci: You are such a dork!
Traci: XDD
Michael : Oh that's right, you're lactose intolerant, of course you wouldn't want cake. -_-Well, since you're a friend, I could offer you an equal-compensation-substitute, like a cigar or hydrocodone to dull the typical after-rape pain. : / Alright, so, that's the... 10th... Tuesday... 6 O'clock...
Traci: -sigh-
Michael: Thank you for using the Rapeco. Automated Instant Messanging Appointment Management System!

Kristi: The whole family is at Ala Moana
Traci: Where is mom and dad?
Jessica: Having sex in the hotel.
Traci: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!1 Old people can't have sex!!!!!!!!!
Jessica: What do you think viagra is for?
Traci: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Kurtis: You smell mature...
Traci: Okay...
Kurtis: and young...
Traci: Thank you?
Kurtis: Guys like that.
Traci:... Okay?

-Looks at Pinpin's chain.-
Traci: -Blinks- Is that from Zales?
Pinpin: Yeah.
Traci & Pinpin: Lol.

Traci: If I was lez why would I be all over you?
Ryan: cuz you're a fake.
Traci: O_O

Kristi: I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you.
AHH YOU TOUCHED MEEEE >___<

Kristi: I'm gonna start pulling chicken off this chicken.
Yuki: ... and if THAT happen, then I explode my head and die.

Yuki: STOP MOLESTING MY LEG!

Traci: Sgt Major!! Look!! I'm going to donate blood!! =]
Sgt. Major: Who would want your blood!?

Miyuu: Why does your chain look so cheap?
Daren: WTF? I got it from Zales. It was like 200 dollars
Miyuu: Zales?
Tika: She doesn't know what that is
Daren: Its an expensive jewlery store.
Miyuu: Like "every kiss beging with Kay?"
Daren: Yeah, I got it at Zales, it was expensive!
Miyuu: Then why does it look so fake?
Daren: Your FACE is fake!

Ari: You shouldn't have gone by the water then.
Daren: Well the water just snuck up on me.

Daren: I have ninja muscle titties!

Miyuu: Me & Ari’s senses will start Jingling and Vibrating

Miyuu:I like your back.
Mimi: but you can see my bra
Miyuu: take it off!

Miyuu: Do you wanna?
Mimi: I don’t know...
Miyuu:: BUT I NEED AFFECTION!

Mr. Rhode: CONTRABAND! CONTRABAND!
Miyuu: YOUR FACE IS CONTRABAND!

Mimi: I’m psycho touch me :]

Mr.Rhode:(Giving Speech) Its like blah!!!

Mr. Rhode: (Giving speech) Women were worthless
Calyssa: But we can posion your food =]

Sandra: Yea Mr. I could hear you all the way down the hall
Mr.Rhode: I don't care. THIS IS MY BUILDING!!!

Miyuu: Mr. Rhode im being polite. SHHHHHH!

Mochi: That's ok. if he cheats on you, we'll just get
someone for you to cheat with :]
Ari: Whoa What?

Miyuu: ho man it feels so trippyyy. Like whoaaaa

David: Hey Traci. while your down there. Wanna clean somthing?

Mimi: Did Erin give you an STD?
Miyuu: Can I touch it?

Setting: In a classroom reading Julius Caesar...
Miyuu:"Eww.. he's bleeding..."
Justin: "What did you expect candy?"
Miyuu: ...
Justin: "I can see it now. HEY! CAESER'S DEAD! FREE CANDY! PINATA PINATA!"

Miyuu:"I need an 8 x 8 pan..."
*holds up a rectangle pan. * "Deon, is this 8 x-"
Miyuu: ...
Deon: LOL!!!

-telephone ringing- *Okaa picks up*
Okaa: Hello?
Kenni: Good Evening Gorgeous
Okaa: ...
Kenni: ...
Okaa: Did you want to speak to my daughter?
Kenni: O_O

XDDDDD

Miyuu: “What does the speedometer measure? ”*pronouncing it speed o meter*
Brenton: “A speedometer?”*spedometer.*
Miyuu: “Yeah does it measure speed or how far you went?”
Brenton: “SPEEDometer.”
Miyuu: “Yeah- does the SPEEDome-oh.”

Yuki: Pi-cha!
Miyuu: Pi-Cha!

Keaka: It looks like a doorknob *referring to Miyuu's hair*
Miyuu: ...
Keaka: I wonder if it has a key... hmm.. inside Miyuu's brain... Heh...
Mimi: Lol!!! *holds up key necklace*
Keaka: That works. XDDD
Miyuu:...

“The scariest thing about loving someone is having to deal with the fear of losing them. ” -Miyuu 09.24.06

-Miyuu being emo-
Mimi: Stop being so emo! I will slap you!
Miyuu: But-
Mimi: I will slap you
Miyuu: But-
Mimi: I will slap you
Miyuu: ...
Mimi: I'not slapping you because i'm mad, i'm slapping you because i love you

-Miyuu taking picture with date-
-Cameraman: Now Smile!-
-Miyuu smiles-
-Camera man frowns and pauses-
Miyuu: ?
Cameraman: Hon, we need to see your eyes
Miyuu: ...
Miyuu:(later on) BUT I'M ASIAN!
Date: HAHA

Miyuu: Its really long...
'Nai: Like an illegal Long?
Miyuu: Yeah
'Nai: Am i going to be arrested for indecent exposure?
Miyuu: Well.. Yeah!

-Michelle pulls out a gummi shark from his pocket-
Corely: Wtf?!?
-Corely reaching for Michelle’s pocket-
Michelle: Keep your hands out of my gummi ocean bitch!
Corely: But you had dollar bills in there!
Michelle: -Pause- Pollution!
All of us: WTF!?

Srg. Major: Why do you wanna be XO? (Executive Officer)
Yuki: Because its like. An X and an O!
All of us: >_>;; Yuki...

Mimi: If you keep doing that you’re gonna turn him on!
Michelle: Too Late.
Miyuu: Is there an off switch?

Well it makes sense! I mean if there is an on switch there should be an off switch.- Miyuu

Mada : Yuki. why did you go out wit Ragz?
Yuki : WE’RE RAGING HORMONES!!
Mada : Yuki that’s awesome.

Tika : You know I never asked you why you liked Orange
Traci: Well, its not too light, its not too dark
Trina: But its so queer!
Tika & Traci: :O

Yuki: So you spill little beans here and there
Miyuu: Haha, its you spill the beans
Yuki: I don’t like big beans, I like little bean.
♥