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Lindsay Helene

I'm never gonna push you out 'cause you're not in

About Me


I am Little Miss Awesome Face, according to Carla...
I love where I live and the people in this town that don't make it a hobby to suck. I'm not referring to the kind of suck that could be defined as putting something in one's mouth and creating a vacuum with the lips, cheeks, and tongue, I'm referring to the slang meaning as in being a selfish crappy person who is really bad at life.

I got my layout from

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Laughter. Music and a lot of it. Reading. Spending lots of time with people I love. Stand-up comedy is a definite (and slightly obsessive) interest of mine...Bill Hicks...David Cross...Jimmy Dore...Jim Gaffigan...Dane Cook...I could go on...

I'd like to meet:

People that already know me. More specifically, people that already know me and don't suck (see above definition).

Music:

The Velvet Teen, Nine Inch Nails, Failure, Pinback, Autolux, Interpol, Queens of the Stone Age, Deftones, Tool, Radiohead, Thursday, The Faint, Les Savy Fav, Elefant, Muse, Frou Frou, Bloc Party, Trail of the Dead, Q and not U, Minus the Bear, Aloha...so many more, too many to list.

Movies:

Any and all horror. Also action, fantasy, and science fiction. For the most part, you would have to hold me at gunpoint to get me to watch a comedy or romance movie.

Television:

Buffy. Angel. Firefly. LOST. All the Law and Order's. South Park. Twilight Zone (the original). The Daily Show. Stand-up. Roseanne.

Books:

I'm currently reading American Psycho-Bret Easton Ellis. Fantastic and unsettling thus far. Chuck Palahniuk-Haunted, Survivor, Invisible Monsters. Katherine Dunn-Geek Love. Clive Barker-Books of Blood. There are many more, but those are a few of my favorites. If you want an incredible book that makes you feel things you've not felt before, check out Hogg-Samuel Delaney. By far the most fucked-up and intensely disturbing book I've ever read.

My Blog

Great song...

She lives in a four-story tantrum for her long face. A house that her parent's handcrafted for her. A trashcan, a toilet is all that she sees inside. And outside a world that doesn't know her riddle. ...
Posted by Transitional Distraction on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

The song I wrote...

THE CYCLICAL ABSENCE OF YOU   Metal against metal Sparks so bright Too brilliant to look at without going blind Blind, these sparks started a flame I carry it alone. The memory of you burned into...
Posted by Transitional Distraction on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:48:00 PST

The Velvet Teen...

Naked Girl   Smile You will be my shield You'll be the only thing anyone ever sees Kill Crush me, break my will Cease the endless rats inside the walls that squeak and scratch away And keep ...
Posted by Transitional Distraction on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:07:00 PST

Chat-Room Shorthand

From the ONION calender: 1. LODLSM-Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon 2. XIF-Christ I'm Fat 3. DYHTNTMBG?-Did You Hear The New They Might Be Giants? 4. 18/F/NYC-Pockmarked 46-Year-Old ...
Posted by Transitional Distraction on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST