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2 early 2 b drunk

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About Me

i work in North Beach, which is similar to anyother sort of bar crawling scene....witch contributes to many of my pass times. namely Drinkin' and Smokin' dancing and other forms of tom-foolery. On days that im not out and about i occupy my time by either sleeping, reading, making art, and/or tending my garden... on days that im feeling adventurous i like to gone on long walks, hikes etc....im also a big fan of Sailing, Hockey, Ultimate Frizbee, and Boche Ball. My political intuitions usually lean to the Left, but its all subjective....im not particularly fond of these sort of profile sort of things...so if you wanna know more about me, just drop a line....

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My Interests

it was lust, not love. we both knew it... some how it never mattered....................i think all racists should be sentenced to world travel... -john waters.............Love is the answer, isn't it? But, sex raises a lot of very interesting questions..............

I'd like to meet:

everyonehave you ever been to the top of mount everest? only to find a frozen popcicle of the explorer who attempted before you? if so then i might want to meet you...do you wake up in the morning after a heavy night of drinking with dry, cracked lips,and that god awful mucus that accumulates at the corner of your eyes? if so your only human, and i just might want to meet you...if your into laying in bed all day with a sexy counterpart, and are down with doing the nastiest of all nasties, gettin sweaty and co-mingling (some call this "making love") while listening to Yo-yo Ma and Bobby Mcferrin, i just might want to meet you....if you frequent most of the strip joints in North Beach..... than you go to hell and you rot there......because i dont want to meet you

Music:

you got to funkitize!!! i like a healthy serving of everything. mostly jazz and classical, oldies are up there though.

Movies:

dazed and confused, breakfast at tiffany's, the untouchables, and most bond movies.
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

Television:

the history channel, adult swim and comedy central

Books:

wow...this is like asking me to count the hairs on my ass....you simply just cant do it. but some titles that are just sittin around are: dress your family in corduroy and denim by david sedaris,anything by the late and great DR.Gonzo, south of the border, the california master gardener's hand book, Walden by Thoreau, Beethoven's hair by Russel Martin, Harry Potter and co. are sitting around somewhere....theres tons more...maybe i'll add some when i get time

Heroes:

Adam Carola, Ed Rosenthal, the crew from The Beatles (yes, even ringo), Hubert Laws, and my pal "Moral Marty"(who is now braving the slums of Korea to teach English)
You Are Best Described By...
The Starry Nightby Vincent van Gogh What Famous Work of Art Are You?

My Blog

spain

what do you get when you listen to "spain" by chick corea 12 times intermitantly while trying to transpose it?.........a headache and fat lips(if you didnt see that comming, your not a musician)....al...
Posted by 2 early 2 b drunk on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:08:00 PST

what a trip

sex on lsdBody: Chapter 4 - Sex on LSD. San Francisco, 1965Terence leaves Michelle's room after six hours of passion, barely able to walk. He drifts out into the corridor of her apartment building in...
Posted by 2 early 2 b drunk on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:31:00 PST

swimming with the fishies

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Posted by 2 early 2 b drunk on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 04:55:00 PST

thanks Ian

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Posted by 2 early 2 b drunk on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 05:28:00 PST

i might actually make some money for once

i am worth sooo much <a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $2,124,270 on HumanForSale.com</a>...
Posted by 2 early 2 b drunk on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 08:08:00 PST

questionare thingy that lauren did

(x) I have a cell phone.( ) I am an only child.(x) I have smoked a cigarette before.(x) I do drugs.(x) I smoke(x) I have been drunk before.(x) I am an alcoholic.(x) I love cold weather.(x) I cannot li...
Posted by 2 early 2 b drunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

metal palit pokers of death

so i got expanders put in my mouth, you know the ones the destroy your eating capabilities......but thats ok because i have my good old faithful smoothies to keep me going, last night i layed awake li...
Posted by 2 early 2 b drunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by 2 early 2 b drunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

purple war paint

drunk drunk drunk, as a skunk microwave your cds...it adds flavor four little angels with flaming wings the state of virginia, all those weird things who knew the colors purple and blue, did you?...
Posted by 2 early 2 b drunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my lip jiggles

i went to thge dentist today .....missed all my morning classes...go me...phish kept me company...
Posted by 2 early 2 b drunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST