I'm about 6.2 and run on highly refined bits of chicken. (courtesy of Chick Filet). I'm nerdy as hell, but I don't burn in the sun. After a bad stint with a blender, I found the cure for the common cold. Turns out chicken noodle smoothies will fix you right up. As for what I look like I've included a brief sketch:
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Sometimes I pretend I'm a photographer .
-I consider sarcasm and satyr two separate food groups-
-I spell worse than Canadians (Sorry Canada)-
-Sometimes I feel like an old man-
-Sometimes I feel like a giant boy-
-I love long showers-
-I love even longer naps-
-I loathe voicemail-
-Fall is my favorite season-
-Pancakes make me happy-
-I want to be understood-
-I'm happy enough being me-
-I'm unhappy being a duck-
-I like wearing tennis shoes-
-I'm kinda lazy-
-So I wear flip flops instead-
-I shower almost compulsively-
-My beard is the source of my powers-
-I am afraid of spiders-
-Tea (of all kinds) is delicious-
-Spiders are not afraid of me-
-I believe a good smoothie can evan out a bad day-
-I always call tails in a coin toss-
- I happen to love board games-
-When Pam and Jim kissed I was giddy-
-Sticks are both brown and sticky-
-I'm bunt, mostly to my detriment-
-I own a word a day calendar-
-It doesn't make me feel smarter-
-But appearently it makes sound like an ass in day to day conversation-
-Todays word is Quixotic-
-I had the chicken pox when I was 17-
-I'm subtle, mostly to my detriment-
-My vocabulary is a plethora of flavor-
-Not really-
-When I'm drunk I'm philosophical-
-Sometimes I think too much-
-I'm philosophical while sober too-
-Green is my favorite color-
-Don't tell Orange I said that though-
-Or yellow-
-I don't get enough sleep-
-I sleep too much-
-I try to know a little bit about everything-
-Even lizzards-
-Go ahead, ask me-
-I learned how to cook out of despration-
-Sometimes I contradict myself-
-No such thing as an old joke-
-There are plenty of new audiences-
-I consider my self artistic-
-Sometime autistic-
-I write short stories all the time-
-Still too afaid to show anyone though-
-Devan, Chris, and Ben are my best friends-
-I love them all dearly-
-But not enough to rub coco butter on their backs-
-I'm kind of a dork-
-But only after the sun goes down-
-And sometimes when it comes up again-
-Did I mention that I'm a photographer? -
-I value cute over pretty-
-If that makes any sence-
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