QUIZ FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW IT ALL... |
QUIZ FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW IT ALL(Answers at bottom)1. There's one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?2...
Posted by PLAYBOY on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:37:00 PST |
HOW SEX STARTS........... |
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HOW SEX STARTS2
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How Sex Starts...a hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 makeout...a makeout leads 2 finger...a finger leads to a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a...
Posted by PLAYBOY on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:51:00 PST |
THE REASONS ITALIANS ARE THE BEST!!!!! |
THE REASONS ITALIANS ARE THE BEST: 1.Italians are the greatest lovers2.Italians are the greatest kissers3.Italians make the best wise guys4.Nobody loves their mamma like an italian5.Italians are witho...
Posted by PLAYBOY on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:36:00 PST |
CONDOM SLOGANS... |
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP!
2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER!
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY!
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT!
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER!...
Posted by PLAYBOY on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:09:00 PST |
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TO MUCH .. |
Posted by PLAYBOY on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:31:00 PST |
Wifey Application |
don't be shy _&_ dont lie !!!!1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4. Are you a virgin?5. Are we friends?6. Do you have a crush on me?7. Would you kiss me?8. ...with tongue?9. Would you enjoy ...
Posted by PLAYBOY on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST |
12 Types Of Females |
12 TYPES OF FEMALESCategory: LifeThe 12 Types of Females1. Ms. Gold-DiggerAdvantagesa. You have some one to manage your money.b. She always looks good.c. She makes your other niggas jealous.d. She mak...
Posted by PLAYBOY on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:10:00 PST |
SEX POEM |
Roses are redLemons are sourOpen ur legs and give me an hourKissing Is A HabitFucking Is A GameGuys Get All The PleasureGirls Get All The Pain10 Minutes Of Pleasure9 Months Of Pain3 Days In The Hospit...
Posted by PLAYBOY on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:43:00 PST |
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART... |
I drown in my own heart of ecstacy / I would give you everything / But I have nothing to offer you / What can I do? / My scars are healing / Beacuse you have whipped them clean / Kissing m...
Posted by PLAYBOY on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:57:00 PST |
101 ways to annoy people .. |
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversat...
Posted by PLAYBOY on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST |
