object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="350" width="425" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/_3mw49mk_x0" Laughing, music (listening, playing, making), friends, dancing, sex, cooking, eating & drinking some delicious sh**; mangia e bevi u know?!, working out, handball, nature, biking, hiking, wondering, language, talking, listening, enjoying. Mas..Being addicted to music, comedy & bugging out w/ my peoples!! *Staying high off life. There's a lot to laugh about so I try to milk it. Uh,,,funny accents, mad impersonations, talking smack-ola. Doing 90's dance moves whenever possible, running man to the roger rabbit to the kid n play to the hold your leg & jump w/ your other leg over the leg you're holding to the floor damn my knee is broke why don't I ever learn?*Spinning records on tha turntables...DJing of course~!!**Clubbing, dancing & gettin' downnnnnn!! Hitting shows & concerts, going out to ____ with my ____, you know what I mean?*Watching life fall into place according to the stars because ASTROLOGY es no joke mang, it's really just magnetism I think.*****************To put it together; Hit me up if you can tell a good joke, take a good joke or be the good joke, & why in 100 words or less & you can be our nexxxxt GRAND PRIZE WINNER..!!!!!!!!!!! This is hilarious, Family Guy Roller Skating (at the ROXY? haha) .. width="425" height="350" ..
A - E - I - O and Jooo baby, jooo!! Jooo?! Look marvelous....People who know what it is to be ALIVE. ~~Cool peoples, unique personalities, those with talent, (old english accent) a passion for the arts if u will, pardon me but would have any grey poupon? ..................................................... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Friend s: Straight up, you never have 2 many friends, I have a lot but there's always room for more, so "step in the closing doors", drop the beat, crack it, spark it, party on & on & on & on & onnnnnn......Networking: Let's do this!...................................................... Great minds to think alike, artists, producers, surfers, audio/visual engineers, clothing/graphic designers, patent lawyers, etc. ** Like my new board game; Hungry Hungry Hipster (copyright & patent pending suckas!)HilariousHilariousHilariousHilariousHilariousHilario usHilariousHilariousHilariousHilariousHilarious Holy Shit El Chombo "Chacarron" Hilarious HilariousHilariousHilariousHilariousHilariousHilariousHilari ousHilariousHilariousHilariousHilariousSCHWAB 'HELLTH' THIS IS SO F**KIN FUNNY, GOES FROM AMUSING & SUSUPENSFUL SMIRKING TO CRYING I'M LAUGHING SO HARD, CHEAP THRILLS THANK U!!I NEED TO MEET THESE FOOLS, WE SHARE SOMETHING....
Play 1 of my new faves whilst you read.... Mink "Talk To Me (Devlin & Darko/Spank Rock Remix)".......... .........1 of the best albums ever made. Sergio Mendes "Timeless" buy it & if u don't love it, I'll buy it back no joke. With guests like Stevie Wonder, Jill Scott, Erykah Badu, will.i.am, Q Tip, Black Thought, Justin Timberlake, Pharoah Monche, how can u front? Don't sleep!! ****This Video Collage "ALBUM WARS" is SIIIIIICK, DOPE, HOTTT WATCH IT!!****.. width="425" height="350" ..There's great/wack music in every genre I'm all about tha goodness. I program dance/electronica/chillout music for a living, I can really go on forever if u get me started b/c I LOVE IT ALL. Party Shit!!, Classics!! Classic R&B, HOUSEMUSIC..HOUSEMUSIC, Chillout/Downtempo, HipHop, 80s!!, Rock, Disco, Electronica, Smooth R&B, Alternative, Roots Reggae, Classic Rock, Drum n Bass, New Wave, Metal, Smooth Jazz, Jungle, Techno, Ska, Gangsta Country like Johnny Cash, DooWop...see?!!Fave artistes: Beastie Boys, Beck, Beatnuts, Led Zep, Armand Van Helden, Massive Attack, The Plant Life, Gangstarr, Bob Marley, Robbie Rivera, Jimi Hendrix, Curtis Mayfield, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, Alkaholiks, real 90's HipHop, Soulwax/2ManyDJ's, MF Doom, Chaka Khan, Weezer, Mazzy Star, Outkast, Frankie Bones, Louie Vega, Bob Sinclar, Rick James, Daft Punk, Metallica, Tool, Franz Ferdinand, Deee-Lite, We Are Scientists, Luther Vandross/Change, P-Funk, Motley Crue oh this list will go on 4 ever, I'll be back... FAVORITE SONG EVER, EVERRRRR!!! "GOT TO GIVE IT UP" BY MARVIN GAYE (most peeps don't realize it's him b/c it's an upbeat, disco-ish groover, so hottt! Oh shit look what I found on youtube, u r welcome. ;pNext in line "I Believe In Miracles" by the Jackson Sisters a few more faves "Vehicle" The Ides of March, Change/Luther Vandross "The Glow Of Love", "Never Too Much", Diana Ross "The Boss" Daft Punk "Musique", De La Soul "A Roller Skating Jam Named Saturdays", Beatnuts "No Equal", Rick James "You & I", Chaka Khan/Rufus "Tell Me Something Good", Beck "Nightmare Hippie Girl", Led Zeppelin "Misty Mountain Hop" "Hots On For Nowhere", Ol' Dirty Bastard "Shimmy Shimmy Ya", Armand Van Helden feat. Roland Clark "Flowerz", D'Angelo "The Root", Nas "Half-Time", Van Hunt "Seconds Of Pleasure", "Dust", Motley Crue "Wild Side", Mazzy Star "Fade Into You" "Into Dust", Massive Attack "Protection", , Deep Dish feat. Tracey Thorn "Future Of The Future", The Chemical Brothers "Life Is Sweet", Jodeci "Forever My Lady", Goldie "State Of Mind, Smashing Pumpkins "Mayonaise", Zero 7 "Destiny", Pantera "Fucking Hostile", Beastie Boys "Shake Your Rump", "Flute Loop", Case "Happily Ever After", Grand Puba "360/What Goes Around", Sade "Is It A Crime?", Jagged Edge "Let's Get Married, LTJ Bukem "Sunrain", Jiva "I Realized (Extended Mix)", Pal Joey "Hott Music", Cymande "Bra", Herbert feat. Dani Siciliano "The Audience (Jamie Lidell Remix)", Deee-Lite "Apple Juice Kissing", Rage Against The Machine "Renegades Of Funk", Bob Sinclar "I Feel For You", Helmet "Wilma's Rainbow", G. Love & Special Sauce "Greg's Gonna Lay Down The Law", "Stepping Stone", Omni Trio "Renegade Snares", Teena Marie "I Need Your Lovin", Prince "Kiss", Sheila E "The Glamorous Life", Sheena E "Strut", E.L.O "Don't Bring Me Down", Kool G Rap "Ill Street Blues", The Orb "Little Fluffy Clouds", M.O.P. "How About Some Hardcore?!", The Isley Brothers "Footsteps In The Dark", "Between The Sheets", Coldcut "Timber", The Future Sound of London "Papa New Guinea", The Beatles "Rocky Racoon" y el todo catalogue, Rolling Stones "Wild Horses", "Sympathy For The Devil" (wooo woooooo!), Necro "Get On Your Knees", The Hollies "Bus Stop", Nickodemus & Osirus feat. Carol C "Mariposa", Grateful Dead "Casey Jones". FV Classics! "UFO Man", "Fee", "Wada N Choo", "Rise & Shine", "Announcements" (motherf***in) Medley & ((only select VIPs will knowhathefuckImtalkinboutmaybeyoullbesolucky1day)). This list will never end... In the immortal words of the Beastie Boys "I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it, I don't buy cheeba, I grow it (marijuanaaaaaaaaa)" - "B-Boy Bouillobaise" Uh oh, Beastie Boys Video Overdose Some select videos why I love the Beastie Boys. (2 vids I've never seen?!) See u at the show(s) hopefully! I will be losing my shit.HEY LADIESHEY LADIES "FUNNY MOVIE MASTERMIXX!!" (F'kin Hilarious & Raunchy,word!!)NAPOLEON DYNAMITE VERSION?! (Wow, this is like Dark Side of the Moon & Alice In Wonderland)NO SLEEP 'TILL BROOOOOOOKLYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
trainspotting, family guy, o brother where art thou?, la haine (french boyz n the hood), the goonies, stand by me, Dogtown & The Z-Boys, ferris bueller? bueller? bueller? SNATCH!, Toxic Avenger (1), high fidelity, coming to America ("yes, fuck you too! :P "), HALF BAKED, spaceballs, bachelor party, trading places, the goonies IT'S ALL GONE PETE TONG!! GO FIND IT NOW!!Some classic comedy ish!!!"Arnold's Pizza Shop" (2 versions)Newer version stil hilarious
This is sooo funny SEAN CONNERY SATURDAY NITE LIVE MEGAMIX!!!! Music Choice (especially those dope ass Dance, Electronica & Chillout/Pulse channels), Family Guy, Daily Show, South Park, Jools Holland, The Simpsons, *tings dat sound good, look good, feel good too*
The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need" J. Woolfolk, "Tantric Secrets", "Jails, Hospitals & Hip-Hop/Some People" (by Danny Hoch)-It's an essential read/commentary on modern urban life-, "The Blind Archer", Steven King's "Gunslinger/Drawing of the Three" series Vice Book of Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll (truly a jaw dropping/hilarious/disgusting/wild book that everyone needs to check out)..Magazines mostly The Onion, URB, The Fader, Complex, Remix, VICE, Smooth, Time Out NY, xlr8r, DJ Times, BPM, BigShot, iDJ, Vibe, DJ, MUZIK UK (RIP I miss you so much!.
With white trash country accent: "Yerrr mahhhh heeeee roe"......really tho..I guess my parents/family for starters, we be hard working good people. Then we got the Beastie Boys (funniest, funkiest most talented group ever), Dave Chappelle for saving my sanity, I'm sure there 's more but I can't think right now..... people who just go for it in general inspire me. Especially musicians