Antwon

I'm Anthony, or possibly Antwon, depending on which facet of existence first exposed you to me. I grew up an alpha-dork - in the "taking calculus years ahead of my peers and acing it" sense, not the "omg kekeke magic teh gathering si k3wL, d&d 4eva" variety - which warped me in all the standard ways. Armed with plentiful microbrews, a loch worth of Diet Coke, and validation-seeking streak a mile wide, I wrote something upwards of 1.25 million words for my own personal website, antwon.com. (It seemed like a good idea at the time.) I don't write nearly as much anymore, though, what with having stumbled upon that whole "awesome girlfriend-cum-wife" gambit as a far superior timesink. Now I live with her in Santa Clara, a stone's throw away from the cubicle where I spend the billable half of my waking hours. Yay team.