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Brezeekins™

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About Me



my name is bre.
Andriod at heart, Alien at birth, Zombie by Choice.
Sent on a mission to earth to draw everyone
pretty pictures on their skin.
Flip the wrong switch and I go into sudden death mode.
Flip the right switch and I am programmed to enjoy you.
I am fueled by cherry slushies and mountain dew.
Plug my USB Cord into your computer as you
slumber and I restore to full function while
knitting you a sweater.
I am made from all of today's modern electronic appliances.
I am the microwave of the future.
My circuit is your circuit.
Now operate me as so your heart desires. PIG.

I came from Pluto. Not a Womb. Get it Right.
i push the scalpel into my ocular cavity, suddenly; i am no longer blind. for the first time in my life, I am able to see.

make me one. they did. :3

My Interests

ASTROJENN says: "BRE YOO BLEW OUR COVER. BACK TU THE UFO"
[Tenisu no Boifurendo♥]

I'd like to meet:


someone who will do this with me.

Music:


at the moment:
Uncle Outrage
f r e e z e p o p
Mindless Self Indulgence [old]
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Switchblade Symphony, Electric Dragon, Super 8 Bit Brothers, The Dresden Dolls, Scarling, Orgy, Otep, Screaming Mechanical Brain♥, ZibraZibra, Bubblegum Octopus, Mindless Self Indulgence, Black Eyed Peas, Alice in Videoland, Uncle Outrage, Kittie[old], My Ruin, Freezepop, Jack Off Jill, Horrorpops, The Birthday Massacre, Button*Masher, Spice Girls, Aqua, Snake River Conspiracy, Toy Box, Tatu, The O, Gonna Get Got, Static-X, 8-bit Suicide, The Various Endeavors?, Garbage, Retard-o-Bot, Retard-o-Bot 2000, Ladytron, Ayria, Dirty Sanchez, Pink, Sneakerpimps, Vyncent Flaw, ShadowBunny, Worm is Green, and so on and so forth BLAH BLAH.

Heroes:



Brezeekins™'s DETAILS

Status: EL CRUSHO ^-^
Here for: Brains
Orientation: Pansexual
Hometown: Pluto
Crash Landed: 10/15/90
Ethnicity: Alien
Sign: Libra
Occupation: Undercover Agent
Income: $34.59

My Blog

[[PAPER BOY! LMFAO]]

the embed src thing wont work in here so please click the link!! :3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKsGfYUxfXQ omfg I swear.at 0:59, each time I watch it I almost pee my pants.Cause I never ever unders...
Posted by Brezeekins™ on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:27:00 PST

[[Jenn and I do a survey together. :3]]

1. Who's 1 on your top 8?Jenn: AnnBre: LINDSWU2. Have you ever smoked heroine?Jenn: I has smoked heroine's vagina.Bre: I have never infact smoked "HERIONE" which is a FEMALE SUPERHERO.3. Do you own a...
Posted by Brezeekins™ on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:52:00 PST

[[OH LOOK GUISE A NEW BLOG]]

HAI GUISE. I MISSED YOO ALLZ.AND ESPECIALLY YOO INTERENTZ. :DHokay so, I finally got a weigh in on my absolute weight and it turns out I've lost 45 pounds since May.MY FATASS LOST 45 POUNDS. -thumbs u...
Posted by Brezeekins™ on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:17:00 PST

[[The strangest thing you’ll ever see]]

So fer years...People have always asked me what I look like without makeup.Since junior high, mang. It be so fucking annoying.hahaYou really thought youd come here to this blogand see what I really lo...
Posted by Brezeekins™ on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:15:00 PST

[[best night of summer]]

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA....
Posted by Brezeekins™ on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:03:00 PST

[[o__________oRANTING]]

-start of rant-TIS IS LIKE WOW...TIS IS JUSSSSS WOWWSZZZ.okay well. Earlier today, I asked my faja in the car ride home if he'd consider taking me to get something done [I said lip pierced because he ...
Posted by Brezeekins™ on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:45:00 PST

[[Dreads]]

:[ Lately Ive been dying to get some dread extensions.I have some money I saved up, so I am looking for some good ones.I asked Stephanie if she could make me some, but I dont think she really wants to...
Posted by Brezeekins™ on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:44:00 PST

[[Planz?]]]

[July 8th : Secret ZibraZibra show][July 9th : Linds Comes Home][July 13th : Sister Sleepover][July 14th : Valleyfair][July 19th : Ann's Party][July 22nd : Happy Birthday Ann]lets do something. give ...
Posted by Brezeekins™ on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:35:00 PST

[[85 Bajillion Things]]

1] What was the highlight of your week?um. Probably being awoken by lindswu at three in the after noon outside more door out of the blue. haha :] then we had fun that day.2] Who's car were you in last...
Posted by Brezeekins™ on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:20:00 PST

[[To All Who Reach Me By Phone]]

my phone needs to be reactivated because I didnt put minutes on it for a long time.Which means, theyre giving me a new number..I guess. Even though I had the other one memorized and it'll be weir...
Posted by Brezeekins™ on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST