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Melissa

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About Me

I am a professional eater. I have 27 1st place ribbons from various eating contests. I am the Lawrence county belching record holder for the past 12 yrs. I breed grasshoppers and release them in early spring. Though I would love to breed crickets but have not had much success. I like to hop around on one foot in public usually it is my left one though sometimes I switch it up if I am out for a long period of time. I love to eat cotton candy in the rain. I am also an avid fast walker. If I am not hopping around I am fast walking everywhere. I take it very serious. Whether it's walking to the restroom or from my car to the store. I have perfected the technic and notice the majority of people watching me. I love to make people smile and by their reaction it is brightening their day.

Melissa was
a Masterful Lunatic
in a past life.

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In Dream~Black and enduring separation I share equally with you. Why weep? Give me your hand, Promise me you will come again. You and I are like high mountains and we can't move closer. Just send me word, At midnight sometime through the stars.~Anna Akhmatova~My father's father. Bjork. Pj Harvey. Tori again. Anyone with good conversation, Trent Reznor. Chris Farley, Jimmy Falon, Tina Faye, Drew Barrymore, Keanue Reeves...

My Blog

25 tips to a happier life

25 tips to a happier life 1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day.   And while you walk, smile.     It is the ultimate anti-depressant.  2. Sit in silence f...
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