About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ummm....Allan
Birthday: January 16
Birthplace: Da PFD
Current Location: 89 degrees longitude, 150 degrees latitude
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brownish Black
Height: Shorter than ideal
Right Handed or Left Handed: When writing: righty / For other things: depends
Your Heritage: Italian, Irish, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Really old ones
Your Weakness: Really dirty "stuff"
Your Fears: Dying lonely, nah, I don't fear the inevitable
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza's perfect by default
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: None of your business
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What kinda question is that?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn, she was a dream!
Your Best Physical Feature: Umm...define "best"
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep, why do you ask?
Your Most Missed Memory: I ignore my pastlife for a reason, you know
Pepsi or Coke: Whichever is fine
MacDonalds or Burger King: Again, whichever is fine
Single or Group Dates: Really, any dates are fine by me, ANY
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yet again, whichever is fine
Chocolate or Vanilla: #$%^ I SAID WHICHEVER IS FINE!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'm not gonna answer questions like these!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Does "Jimminy Crickets" count as a curseword?
Do you Sing: Poorly
Do you Shower Daily: Hee-hee, not really
Have you Been in Love: Regrettably, yes
Do you want to go to College: Meh, why not?
Do you want to get Married: Is there a chick willing to sacrifice herself to such a punishment?
Do you belive in yourself: Not really
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: (Please see above answer)
Are you a Health Freak: If by "health", you mean "nudie photos", then yes!
Do you get along with your Parents: Dunno, at times, I guess
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're okay
Do you play an Instrument: I lack musical talent, amongst other things
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Can't say I have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Oh sure, my lovelife is pathetic, but go ahead, rub it in!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: An entire box! Who's asking these questions, anyhow?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, sorry
In the past month have you been on Stage: Much to the audience's dismay, yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Stuff like that is pretty habitual for me, so yeah probably
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but wouldn't that be a neat way to scare the fish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My confidence, oh wait, no, that was stolen from me
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: I've been called a perv, does that count
Ever been Beaten up: By life, yes
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Old age, I guess
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Miser
What country would you most like to Visit: Meh, my hometown, "Da PFD" is all I'll ever need from a location
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: It doesn't matter
Height: Suprise me
Weight: Anything goes
Best Clothing Style: Whatever makes you happy
Number of Drugs I have taken: What are you? A @$%^ing junky?
Number of CDs I own: Don't care
Number of Piercings: Whatever you prefer
Number of Tattoos: Ideally, zero. But, hey, beggars can't be choosers
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Doesn't matter. Just as long as you tell me all about them so I can blackmail you if it becomes necessary to do so
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