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Well...I'm Alan, I'm 20 years old and I am currently a dirty student at Sheffield Hallam University. Reading for a degree in Science Education. Wow, look at me, I just went all "University Challenge!" Moved to Sheffield from Rotherham so I'm closer to uni and I'm having the time of my life. Been working at William Hill until recently but now I have a part-time job at Plusnet Broadband to earn a bit of dough and thats not too bad either. I'm a fun, mostly outgoing person who tries to bring humour into all situations. I don't believe in depression and I always have a positive attitude on life. Got to enjoy it while we can. Recent events have put me off booze but I don't need alcohol to be a fun, outgoing person.

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The Year in Full

So I just read a friends blog summarising the last 12 months and I thought "Hmmm, good idea." So I'm going to completely rob the idea and summarise the last 12 months of my life&get ready for an essay...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:04:00 GMT

My Best Man Speech

So here it is in full, the speech I made at my brothers wedding. Just thought I'd let all you Myspacers know about my way with words. It has been said before. Enjoy all... Firstly&doesn't the bride lo...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 17:24:00 GMT

Night out!

Well, this seems to be the time of night that I come out with my best crap. Also, i'm slightly tipsy, so that might help. Ha! Justy got back from Corp. I would just like to say... BEST... CLUB... EVER...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 18:28:00 GMT

Long time no blog!

Indeed, long time no blog. I find myself at 1am writing a steady stream of bullshit on Myspace. It flows from my brain, and to my finger tips, onto the keys like water from a tap. This is exactly how ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:05:00 GMT

F*****G VALENTINES DAY!

I very much detest valentines day. People say "thats only because you're single," and indeed that is part of my hate for valentines day...but more than anything, its because I'm always singl...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:10:00 GMT

DANCE-OFF!

Well I have to admit, for the last three or four days I've had bloggers block...if there is such a thing. Thats right, the man with an answer for everything has been stuck for something to write. JESU...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:26:00 GMT

No longer a drunken monkey! Conscience gets the better of me

Well, life is a funny old thing. Most of the time I would be of the opinion that...shit happens. And indeed it does but...as much as shit happens, there is alot of shit that we make happen and this ca...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:23:00 GMT

The Jackson 5 are Bond Baddies!

8 days in and Happy New Year! Wow, 2007! We could be fooled into believing its 2007 years since the birth of David Blaine...damn, I mean Jesus. I always get those two mixed up. Seriously though, could...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:00:00 GMT

Christmas Blog

So this is Christmas...to borrow a song lyric. And like many people celebrating Christmas, I'm not a Christian. Even so, its a brilliant time of year when everyone comes together and celebrates. Good ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:14:00 GMT

A load of random crap

Its hand-in day today! And I finished all my work at 1 o clock this morning! Theres nothing like staying in the learning centre until silly o clock to do your work. In fact its quite crap. Theres abou...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:18:00 GMT