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Hepzibah Ripper Jones

Don't let the moonlight burn you........

About Me

I am a middle aged giddy biddy with attitude. Hate my job, adore dogs, bats, Tasmanian Devils, hedgehogs and horses, has no money and is a vegetarian. Proud mum to Emma who is soooo beautiful, intelligent and caring. It is a privilege to be her mum. I love silver jewellery. I wear mostly black and try to cover my greying hair with purple hair dye but it always comes out more red than purple!?! I have thirteen tattoos and would like more. All my piercings are above the neck. I intend to grow old disgracefully and never ever grow up. Goth Biddies Rule! The adult world takes it self far too seriously and is a very scary place.
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My Interests

Seeing new places, vampires, ghosts, mythical creatures, tattoos, reading, music, films, eating chocolate (its a bugger being diabetic), drinking, being with my mates, caves, historic places, chocolate, castles and country houses, churches, ruins, graveyards, particularly Key Hill Cemetery in Birmingham's Jewellery quarter. Being the organiser of GBR (Goth Biddies Rule). I am Commander in Chief of this organisation and we are dedicated to growing old disgracefully, bitching, shopping, partying, drinking, shouting "Arse" and "Up Your Biddy" in public places, clearing beer gardens of chavs and generally scaring small children. It is a worthwhile organisation for the discerning and mature Goth Biddy. The sea, cornwall (my spiritual home and favourite place in the whole world), chocolate, the occult, art, museums, forests, wild places, rain, storms, snow, autumn, chocolate, making soup, horses, dogs, bats, hedgehogs and Tasmanian Devils. Collecting copies of Dracula (book form), talking to my daughter about the wonder that is Mr J Depp, also getting drunk and talking b******s with my friend Stella (and anyone else who will join in and, of course, the lovely GBR biddies) oh! and did I mention chocolate?

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I'd like to meet:

Douglas Adams (ain't gonna happen now), David Attenborough, Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart, Dwight Frye, Bela Lugosi and Bill Oddie. They can all come to my party.........

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Music:

Classical (mostly Baroque), Within Temptation, The 69 Eyes, Enigma, Depeche Mode, Sisters, Mission, Dream Disciples, The Inkies, Covenant, Cantamus, Mediaeval Babes, Enya, Malaise, 80's stuff, Pink Floyd, Stevie Nicks, Carl Jenkins, Annie Lennox and Gregorian Chanting (monks chanting just do it for me). Eclectic mix eh?

Movies:

The Lost Boys, most versions of Dracula, all Hammer Films, Interview With a Vampire, Tale of a Vampire, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2, Quills, Hellboy, An Inspector Calls, Close Encounters, The Abyss, Contact, The Ninth Gate, Nosferatu, Young Frankinstein, Blazing Saddles, Chocolat, Shrek 1 & 2, Some LIke it Hot, From Hell, Cat and The Canary (in fact all Bob Hope films), all the Miss Marple films with Margaret Rutherford, all Tim Burton's films, all M. Night Shyamalan's films, Star Wars, and all the old Universal films like Dracula and Frankenstein and Scrooge with the glorious Alastair Sim.

Television:

Time Team, Stingray, Trap Door, Red Dwarf, HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Tipping The Velvet, Fingersmith, Sea of Souls, Afterlife, Bargain Hunt, Most Haunted, Dr Who (old and new), Torchwood, French and Saunders, Spring Watch, Autumn Watch, Have I Got News For You and QI.

Books:

Dracula by Stoker, all Joanne Harris's books, all Sarah Water's books, most of Freda Warrington's books (haven't read them all), everything by the wonderful late, great Douglas Adams (the world is a sadder and duller place for his passing), Pratchett, Conan Doyle and stuff written by my partner J who is a brilliant writer.

Heroes:

People who want to make a difference and strive to save our Mother Earth who is in peril. My daughter for working so hard in everything she does. I'm so proud of her! My partner J for loving me and helping me through all my sickness and insanity. My friend Stella for just being herself and being one of the most special and unique people I have ever met. All the Goth Biddies, Edna Mary Hinge Bones, Raggety, Biddy Minton, Daisy Higginbottom, Myrtle Turtle and Not Alice, they rock! and Gothclanger who also rocks!

My Blog

Nearly time to worship Mr Depp & Mr Burton again......

Has anyone else seen the trailers for the new Tim Burton film Sweeney Todd?  Mr Depp looks so lush......   I'm truly getting very excited about seeing this flick. Bring on the darkness ...
Posted by Hepzibah Ripper Jones on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:40:00 PST

The Biddies are a comin!

This weekend the Bristol Biddy posse is descending upon Middle Earth for a weekend of debauchery, drinking, shopping and eating curry! We are going to a birthday party Saturday night, Birmingham's Biz...
Posted by Hepzibah Ripper Jones on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:28:00 PST

Next Aprils WGW.

I can't wait for next April and the first WGW of the year.  I'm anticipating two full and eventful Goth Weekends as the one in April marks our first wedding anniversay and the second in October i...
Posted by Hepzibah Ripper Jones on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:34:00 PST

Broken bones and generous friends.

We had a very busy Whitby Goth Weeknd.  We arrived later than usual in Whitby as we had a Halloween wedding to go to in Bristol which took up two days of our usual stay.  I had organised a s...
Posted by Hepzibah Ripper Jones on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:20:00 PST

Update.... and death of a pc.

Hi Peeps, Its a long time since I posted anything and I have much to tell.........  but being an old biddy my memory is not too good and I have forgotten much.  But here goes with a sho...
Posted by Hepzibah Ripper Jones on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:43:00 PST

Leg news.....

The leg is much better.......  We might pop off to the Brum Goth All-dayer later today and have a look-see at whats going down (!?!) in The Rainbow. Catch you all later H x  ...
Posted by Hepzibah Ripper Jones on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:53:00 PST

Hostess with The Mostess

We had some friends come and visit us from Bristol last Bonk Holiday Weekend, they stayed at a local pub/motel where the staff and clientele had never seen anything like Goths before in their chavy wa...
Posted by Hepzibah Ripper Jones on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:15:00 PST

Proud Mum.

This day sees me reflective and calm after the nervous wait for my daughters A-level results.  Well, she passed everything.  I'm so proud of her and her achievements, she is so special ...
Posted by Hepzibah Ripper Jones on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:53:00 PST

Kenilworth Castle.

The J-Man and I thought we would have a nice day out together last Sunday so we shot off to Kenilworth Castle for a spot of fun and games in the ruins.  Last time we went there with our lurverly ...
Posted by Hepzibah Ripper Jones on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

Mr J. Depp arrives at The Appleby.

The J-Man and myself popped over to see all the gorgeous guys and gals at The Appleby in Burton again last Saturday night.  The levels of Old Rosie scrumpy in my blood were getting a tad low...
Posted by Hepzibah Ripper Jones on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:43:00 PST