Kevin

In 1972(editor's note:Kevin had not yet been born in the year 1972), a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.(editor's note: Kevin has never been a part of the military, nor a commando unit. For that matter, Kevin has never smoked crack) These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles Underground.(editor's note: Kevin sometimes has difficulty making it through security at an airport. He has never been to Los Angeles, though he hears that it is lovely there. Also, the only time he recalls being underground is when he is watching television in his basement, which is quite nice.) Today, still wanted by the government,(editor's note: Kevin was once wanted by the government to serve jury duty, though he was quickly dismissed when the trial he was selected for was postponed) they survive as soldiers of fortune.(editor's note: Kevin does not now, nor has he ever had a subscription to Soldier of Fortune Magazine) If you have a problem. If no one else will help you, and if you can find them, then maybe you can hire: The A Team.(editor's note: Kevin is not now, nor has he ever been a member of the A Team, though he once dressed as B.A. Baracus for Halloween when he was a child.