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Conjugated Proverb

friday night snow ball fight

About Me

Will work for music.

You know you want me to paint your band's next concert poster.Cilck on my pictures to see some of my work.

My Interests

theories of absolutes, essentialism, and aesthetics (combined, preferably). processes of discourse. lobsteritas.

I'd like to meet:

Ros Russel

Music:

heres the embarassingly short list of what i listen to right now:

andrew bird
radiohead
brahams (as performed by jascha heifetz)
bjork
ray la montagne

for an embarassingly long list of music i like but dont make time for, see my 8000-song itunes folder.

Movies:

rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, american splendor, clueless, young frankenstein, pirates of the carribean, edward scissorhands, ed wood, in america

Television:

grey's anatomy, arrested development, nip/tuck, fosters home for imaginary friends

Books:

plays by strindberg; ethnic america; the amazing adventures of kavalier and clay; frankenstein; the picture of dorian gray; fast talking dames (and any other book that says that laura mulvey is wrong).

Heroes:

harold bloom, mark a. mcintosh, cary grant

p. griff baron

My Blog

second blog

tonight at work a guy came in and asked all of us cooks to gather around behind one counter so he could sing us a song he wrote in appreciation of all our hard work... my favorite part was when he san...
Posted by Conjugated Proverb on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 01:09:00 PST

songs i never want to hear again

You know, I was really proud of Chicago radio for awhile. Ever since about when 9FM popped up, radio stations have been doing everything they can to diversify their playlists and keep songs fresh. U...
Posted by Conjugated Proverb on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:07:00 PST

TRIANGLE TRAYD!

CrisMarkSullivan (2:05:22 PM): i wish i knew about this in advanceCrisMarkSullivan (2:05:26 PM): because i want to make a shirt that saysCrisMarkSullivan (2:05:42 PM): "Every violent Crime is a Hate C...
Posted by Conjugated Proverb on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:17:00 PST

they even out, right?

suddenly, in the middle of my pilates work out, i felt an insuppressable urge to have pie and some lattes.
Posted by Conjugated Proverb on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:37:00 PST

everything ive needed to know about life ive learned from quentin tarantino

nopunachieved: i might not survive todayxstrike000: why not?!nopunachieved: im having a showdownnopunachieved: at high noonxstrike000: oh damn with whonopunachieved: jasons ex girlfriendxstrike000: oh...
Posted by Conjugated Proverb on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:33:00 PST

jason is indie

Mr Jason 208: you should listen to such great heights by the postal service nopunachieved: i know it nopunachieved: and i believe i said like 3 weeks ago 'you should listen to the postal service. ...
Posted by Conjugated Proverb on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:58:00 PST

at the end of the day --

-- when all is said and done, stand inside your love is the greatest love song ive ever heard.
Posted by Conjugated Proverb on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:55:00 PST

philosophical speculation with a garnish of blasphemy, just in time for lent

i asked lydia, is God a utilitarian? i dont want to think that He is, because i'm not, but what if He is? in 'the brothers karamazov,' Dovstoyevsky challenges utilitarian ethics through hyperbole. ...
Posted by Conjugated Proverb on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:01:00 PST

im not an addict, baby. (that's a lie.)

so im sitting here on hold with godaddy.com, waiting to ask them a tech support question, when to my suprise i realize that im not listening to utter swill.  in fact, im enjoying it very very muc...
Posted by Conjugated Proverb on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 05:29:00 PST

something's reactionary in denmark

this morning i had a great idea. but before i tell you about it, i have to tell you what prompted it. for my ethics class we had to research one of several topics to talk about in in a round table...
Posted by Conjugated Proverb on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:47:00 PST