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lisa

step off, i'm doing the hump

About Me

getting old and lame. blarg.

My Interests

alcohol induced fun, crossword puzzles, scrabble, all about the flea markets, spooning with the boypal, clipping coupons, dancing, wine, hot bubble baths, the sun beating down on my face, smelling purdy, laughing so hard that it hurts, going braless, lazy sundays, collecting vintage pyrex.

I'd like to meet:

agnes, agatha, jermaine and jack. or lisa, angela, pamela, rene.

Music:

i've really been into expose lately. seriously.

Movies:

pretty in pink, rushmore, emmet otter's jugband xmas, urban cowboy, y tu mama tambien, the muppet's catalog, pee wee's big adventure

Television:

father dowling mysteries.

Books:

the big book of british teeth.

Heroes:

without a doubt dolly "I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs"parton.

My Blog

the tag game

You have been tagged.  The rules are as follows.  Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 facts/things/habits about yourself . After the last "fact", choose 6 people peop...
Posted by lisa on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 06:30:00 PST

i'm the luckiest girl in the world

i have cramps and i have to buy a plunger after work. 
Posted by lisa on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:37:00 PST

camel toe the series: part two

ug, what the fuck?  what's going on with my pants lately?  these jeans never gave me the "toe" before.  i really don't need everyone to know exaclty the shape and size of my labia! ...
Posted by lisa on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:51:00 PST

my pain is your entertainment

i will no longer be embaressed by my awkwardness and clumsiness.  in fact i embrace it.  so much so that i will make you love me for it.  i will no longer be red in the face and lay in ...
Posted by lisa on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 12:11:00 PST

my weekend was a pain in the ass

i was bitten in the butt yesterday (sunday, july 10) by a doggy.  to which, upon hearing the news, my 11 year old brother replied "i thought that only happened to mailmen."  how proper. &nbs...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ya gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em

had one of the best weekends i've had in a verrry long ass time. even tho i'm broke as a mofo i must say, you can't put a price tag on a good time. the weekend started on friday after work where m...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bizarro dream last night

i woke up somewhere around 2 to pee as usual and i could not fall back to sleep. eventually i started to drift and had the strangest dream ever. i dreamt that my family and i were going to a stadium...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i stole christian's blog.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: miss lisa ann tretola Birthday: gennaio 16 1979 Birthplace: newark, nj Current Location: philllllllly Eye Color: a brownish greenish thing. Hair Color:...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

comparing my life to the golden girls again

now everybody knows i'm moving to philly. i'll be with my sweety and i'll be working a fabulous new job. it's so like that episode of the goldies when dorothy gets married to blanche's uncle lucas (...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

those damn 7 deadlies

Body: ANGER 1. Who did you last get angry with? most likely my boss. even when he's nice to me i hate him. 2. What is your weapon of choice? my glare. 3. Would you hit a member of the oppos...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST