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Bob Rwerer is the self acclaimed best selling author for his book "Procrastination adapted to your lazyness in less than 1 easy step." He's given all his royalties to his own charity organism "Work to look at" and is now serving time in a Mongolian prison for cursing at a goat.
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Jean-François Lachapelle
Date of Birth: A sunny 15th pf septembre (well not sunny at 06:15AM but, later it got sunny, kinda)
Birthplace: Montreal
Current Location: Haven't left the motherland yet.
Eye Color: Brownish ...hazel?
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: Either 5'11 or 6'
Heritage: not yet, i'm working on it. - Oh, that.. hmm French I think.
Piercings: no
Tattoos: nope
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Hendrix
Song: Little wing
Movie: Pulp fiction
Disney Movie: Ice age
TV show: South park
Color: Dark tones...
Food: ASIAN PRIDE
Pizza topping: everything
Ice-Cream Flavor: chocolate with cherries and cookie dough added with some melting fudge..... man that would be awesome.
Drink (alcoholic): Beer for entertainement but wine is my favorite.
Soda: Mountain Dew baby
Store: Magic Spectram
Clothing Brand: I wear armor plate.
Shoe Brand: right now? converse
Season: autumn
Month: october i guess
Holiday/Festival:
Flower: any exotic and bright looking one
Make-Up Item: none
Board game: RISK
This or That
Sunny or rainy: sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: day, I've been a night bird for too long
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: I take the cash and proceed with the lovin'
Phone or in person: on MSN
Looks or personality: creepy
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: be happier
Most missed memory: that one time, at band camp...
Best physical feature: my huge *1"£@!$hair
First thought waking up: depends what i have to do that day, usually i'm uttering a curse word...
Hypothetical personality disorder:
Preferred type of plastic surgery: non-invasive?
Sesame street alter ego: i don't know the characters that well
Fairytale alter ego: BATMAN
Most stupid remark: really?
Worst crime: killing that old broad because she wasn't answering fast enough
Greatest ambition: becoming a world reknowned thief
Greatest fear: Going blind
Darkest secret: I have the ability to become invisible
Favorite subject: philosophy (mine, anyways)
Strangest received gift:
Worst habit: smoking
Do You:
Smoke: nope, never
Drink: yes
Curse: yes
Shower daily: yes
Like thunderstorms: now why would i.....
Dance in the rain: i rain in the dance
Sing: as much as i shower
Play an instrument: yes
Get along with your parents: yes, or so WE PRETEND MOUAHAHAHA
Wish on stars: nope
Believe in fate: not really
Believe in love at first sight: nope, myes, it all turns out to be bullshit sooner or later
Can You:
Drive: yes
Sew: im bad at it but yeah
Cook: i guess if i try
Speak another language: non, jai un peu de difficulté :/
Dance: i wiggle arythmatically if that what you meant
Sing: like a sardine doing the best she can on her last living day
Touch your nose with your tongue: nope
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: I acky breaky dance with it
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yes
Been Stoned/High: yes
Eaten Sushi: i love sushi
Been in Love: twice, with both my guitars
Skipped school: that is so immoral and immature
Made prank calls: again, so totally not me
Sent someone a love letter: i'm a great romantic
Stolen something: yes
Cried yourself to sleep: boys don't cry
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? the way she breathes my air, ITS MINE, MY PRECIOUS!
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? usually midnight
Name three things you can't live without: coffee, my guitar, some form of internet
What is the color of your room? its white and boring
Do you have any siblings? yes, a brother
Do you have any pets? my father (I KID YOU DAD)
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? that would be mean
What is you middle name? john franklin lamote
What are you nicknames? jf, l'irlandais, le magicien, le cave
Are you for or against gay marriage? im for
What are your thoughts ..ion? go ahead
Do you have a crush on anyone? no, im a narcissist
Are you afraid of the dark? nope
How do you want to die? in my sleep when im old and happy
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? probably around 12
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? i might on the impulsion
What is the last law you’ve broken? i flirted with marijuana
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: i like brunettes but hey! all are welcome
Eye color: bright eyes, green eyes.....yeah
Height smaller than me!
Weight that doesn't matter to a certain point.
Most important physical feature: im going to be a douche bag and say the eyes. but its true.
Biggest turn-off well, let's not be afraid of words here... If she has a dick. that would be the summum.
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