I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Poor Pluto
Hello all. My name is the planet Pluto. Well, actually, I am no longer considered a planet. Why?
I'll tell you why... all because of some "geniuses" all the way on planet Earth who think they can push me around by saying I ain't a planet without even asking me!!
Earthlings have been pissing me off lately ... but I have heard of some great Earthlings who support me being a planet and want me back. Check them out:
Bring Pluto Back!
www.BringBackPluto.org
Save Pluto Petition
Here is my Wikipedia Profile :
The Planet Pluto
Earthlings... I, Pluto, plead for your help... I beg of you... stop the madness... I don't like people calling me something I'm not!! How would you like it if I went to Earth and called your children just pieces of dogs' tails? Yeah... that's what I thought... you wouldn't like it. Well, that's how I feel.
*SOBS*
Think about my feelings. All I have to say as a final word... how can those scientists sleep at night!
My Life Story
Hm... lets see if I can remember... Ah! Yes. It started billions and billions of years ago. I floated off a rock while the GAS planets were forming from a cloud of dust. I don't know for sure who my parents are. Never met my mother or my father. Growing up was tough. I was always picked on for being too small and too cold....
Cmon!! You don't really believe any of this crap! HA HA HA! Fooled you!
Guys, I am a perfect fucking work of art!! Ok, if any planet was formed out of an accident like the "Big Bang", it is Jupiter. Damn he is always so PMSed with his giant red DOT (if you know what I mean... hee hee hee).
Cmon, ok? Billions and billions of years old? I ain't that old! Jeez, I am only like 7,000 years old. And, being the perfect work of art that I am... I do have an artist who made me. His name is God Almighty. Yeah, God! You rock!!! Thanks for making me!!! YEAH!
Man, I remember like it was yesterday... everybody so young... ah, those were the good ol' days. Then God had to mess it up by creating those Earthlings. Sorry God, but I don't like them. Not like they were bothering me or coming up here leaving their smelly footprints all over my body. No, I actually didn't mind them. That is of course until those damn "scientists" with their gargantous brains started messing around with my title. I even heard somewhere (yeah, news of you guys actually get around here fast) that those so-called "scientists" are NOT even SCIENTISTS!! RRRRRRRRrrrrr!!!!
I'll tell you what, Earthlings, mess with Pluto and you will face the consequences!!
