I got LAID!!!! |
Im so happy I should be having my very first litter in 3 months. Any one intrested in adopting my babes??? Posted by on Fri, 05 Nov 2004 22:04:00 GMT |
If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like: |
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it... Posted by on Fri, 22 Oct 2004 17:47:00 GMT |
YOU'RE GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! |
A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think... Posted by on Fri, 25 Jun 2004 13:12:00 GMT |
Rules For Dog Owners |
1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason: the dog house.
2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only f... Posted by on Thu, 01 Apr 2004 14:16:00 GMT |
QUOTATIONS REGARDING DOGS |
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." -Anonymous
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." -Will Rogers
"Th... Posted by on Thu, 01 Apr 2004 14:16:00 GMT |