BwiZz E™ of The Loft Boyz profile picture

BwiZz E™ of The Loft Boyz

LAID BACK SIPPIN' LIFE ON ICE IN A COCKTAIL GLASS!!!

About Me

WWJD? How to Pay a Hooker HOW MUCH IS A. BROADWORTH??? If you were to buy me, it would cost you $991,497.22! What are you worth? Find Out Here "If I sit still my head won't get dizzy, but my mind gets busy. If I stand up will I get bolder? I would think so, brush the dust off my shoulder. If I lay to rest, will the dreams get complex? I should think so, but I'm all outta breath. If I put my feet on the ground, will the earth start to shake? Lets think so, the world is mine to take!!!" -BwiZz EKickin It Old Skool - Trailer

Add to My Profile | More VideosBo Knows Roller Disco! BOUNCE MUSIC VIDEO - BOBENTON

Add to My Profile | More Videos'28 Weeks Later' Trailer

Add to My Profile | More Videos
You Are a Dirty Martini
You are a sexy, sometimes belligerent, over the top drunk.
You tend to get in a lot of trouble. When you drink, there are no rules.
You should never: Drink in the company of strangers. Seriously.
Your ideal party: Is so good you black out in the middle of it.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Margarita Martini personality.
Your drinking rivals: Those with an Orange Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?"There is more potency, more worth, and more satisfaction in one moment of spontaneity and risk, than in a lifetime of sheltering one's heart from a world that has so much to offer." -Unknown.*Organized Religion is nothing more than cults with more people, Vegans are unhealthy, there are more than one god. "Please Jesus, Protect Me From Your Followers." I know for a fact that the earth is looking forward to retiring. Conspiracies are but a wink in thee eye of men in suits. I hate to be blunt...but the American way is mutated.
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. Your feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.
Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there.
For you, falling in love is all about the adventure and uncertainty. You can only fall in love with someone who keeps you guessing. Inside the Room of Your Soul
CLICK HERE to get a FREE MYSPACE LAYOUT OR create your own using MYSPACE PROFILE EDITOR !!!
Click Here for MySpace Layouts, Graphics, & Codes!
MySpace Layouts
MySpace Graphics
MySpace Generators Click Here for Free MySpace Layouts

My Interests

"Its not that I don't care, its just that I care not for those who don't care." -BwiZ... I'm on a Quest for My Theme Song, friends and highlife, Constant singularities, "Pumpin' funk in the cracks and cuttin' wax with an axe," I WANT TO BELIEVE., I WANT TO JUST BE, livin' the dream, Tales of the highway, wine, 3fingers of Glenlivet, Clothes that wear me, lyrical chimneys, Hair of the Dog, BLOODY Maritime, The celebutante phenomenon, things that transpire into MYSPACE conversations Ie. pictures, conversations, tshirts, etc...MONEY, POWER, and FUNK!!! myspace.com/loftinthealley
Want this badge?"...How many yesterdays? They each way heavy. Who says what changes may come? Who says what we call home? I know you see right thru me. Illuminesence fades, but thus provides the antidote. I am not afraid. I've been a million times in my mind. This is just a technicality, frailty reality, huh! Its time to breath, time to believe. Let it go and run towards the sea. They don't teach that, they don't know what you mean. They don't understand, they don't know what you mean. They don't get it! I wanna scream... I wanna breath again; I wanna dream. I wanna throw a quote from Martin Luther King, "I am not afraid." I am not afraid, I am not afraid..." - Q-tip w/REM----Here is Mo's At The Pier in Malibu...the edge of the world and all of western civilization. Follow along closely...CNN ticker reads: Malibu's Most Wanted Flees to Hometown Flint, Michigan:Fantastic Voyage, we on a mission...Los Angeles Colliseum (Tiesto show, quick pitstop)...the OpenSpaces Coalition...bumsville, anywhere...It'll only take a few days to rest, Miami Skycap over the bridge to South Beach..."...Bunch of whiteboyz pimpin' down in the D!...and its all good..got love for my honkies!"...stop to feed the cat in Downtown Grand Rapids..."Ah, good ol' Flint River Bridge..."Tada! Buckham Alley, home sweet home!!!"Among the calamities of war may be jointly numbered the diminution of the love of truth, by the falsehoods which interest dictates and credulity encourages." - Samuel Johnson, 1758

I'd like to meet:

Look Death in the Face, and piss on his feet. Shake hands with World Leaders, right after wiping my ass. Flip the bird to Tabloids, and blame it on Federline. Make friends with real people, and know they don't do Drama. Trust me, the grass is greener on my side... Absorb that and we on the same page - my friend. (They really do exist...hot girls at the pub)
Whatevs (dot org) = Piping Hot Content for Your Sexy Bod *Its the only gossip that I can handle. Its a big, blue Spanish sky. And we lay back and watch the clouds roll by.

Click Here for MySpace Layouts, Graphics, & Codes!

MySpace Layouts

MySpace Graphics

MySpace Generators Click Here for Free MySpace Layouts

Music:

"He laid on his back, his firearm at his side! Hearin' no sounds, just watchin' the fireworks in the sky. I walk by, look down. A fallin' soldier he's still smilin' cuz his war's over. Don't matter which side's wrong or right, some innocent lives will be lost on the battlefield tonight!" -Anwar w/ChemBros Hey, Ya betta recognize it before I snip-snaps yo shit! Verb? What I listen to: Electronica, hiphop, martini lounge, blues, some rap, jazz, reggaeton, new age, alterna-rock, so just chill... to The Crystal Method; Mos Def; Thievery Corporation; Ming & FS; Daft Punk; Gorillaz; TIESTO; Chris Isaac; INXS; Jeff Buckley; Interpol; R.H.C.P.; 311; Sublime; Kottonmouth Kings; Orbital; BT; De la Soul; sage Francis; BOND; Diana Krall; Hooverphonic; Nightmares on Wax; Bjork; Aesop Rock; Jamiroquai; Dzihan & Kamien; DJ Shadow; Roni Size; Cirrus; Paul Oakenfold; Mike Patton; Just Jack; Dan the Automator; Anwar Superstar; antipop consortium; Dizzee Rascal; Q-tip? (don't call it a comeback!) kruder & dorfmiester; Modeski, Martin and Wood; Rontronik; E. Spleece; the Starving Artist Crew (where you @ Phizyx?); Albadore (what up Rev. Mikee?); In Civilian Clothing; The Creative Alliance Organization; The Ragbirds; Diver; Morcheeba (old and new vocals); Poe; Everlast...Gotta respect Johnny Cash. The music collection continues... "He gets headaches from the whack!"

Movies:

Why does this photo remind me of 'Back to the Future'? Constantine; The Island; Clay Pigeons; Boiler Room; ; Four Rooms; SIN CITY; Kung Fu Hustle; Wonderland; Spanglish; Lost in Translation; HOME MOVIES; The OBLONGS; Conquest (A Jenna Jameson Pirate Porn...hawt!); 12 Monkeys; 28 Days Later; BeetleJuice; Being John Malkovich; Blow; Caddy Shack; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Cube; Dark Days (NYC Subway Documentary); Donnie Darko; Requiem for a Dream; Return of the Dragon; SWORDFISH; Scarface (both); Simpsons: Treehouse of Horrors; Suicide Kings; The Thirteenth Floor; Tool (Box Set); Traffic; Weird Al's "UHF"; The Underground Comedy Movie; Very Bad Things; Big Fish; Dark Crystal; Mulholland Drive; Girls Gone Wild; The Doors; The Saint; GO; Rules of Attraction; Girl Next Door; Wrong Turn; Bubba Ho-Tep; God has a Rap Sheet; Suicide Club; Monty Python & the Holy Grail; Clerks; High Fidelity; Pollock; Steal this Movie; HURLYBURLY; Deuces Wild; The Usual Suspects; Lock, Stock, & 2 Smoking Barrels; The Fast & the Furious; Halloween; The Blob; Army of Darkness; Evil Dead; Memento; American Psycho; Pitch Black; Fire In the Sky; Naked Lunch; The X-Files; Dark City! JOKAROO VIDEOS (my favs): Bad Camera Man and Topless Beaches Golden...Globes? Scarlett Johansson Boob Grab Pearl Vision? Car Blowjob

Television:

I don't prefer to watch television since the networks dropped the bomb that is 'Reality Television.' I heard a comedian put it like this, "people used to watch television to escape reality; now we watch television to escape to reality." Which brings me to this whole issue of drama, I don't want it nor do I willingly engage in someone else's. "The fire you kindle for thy enemy, only burns you in the end." -Chinese ProverbI've become a monster, DAMN YOU DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!!! "Of course a man made it Lois, its a commercial not a delicious thanksgiving dinner."As much as I hate getting into political pointlessness, this is funny!!!We ripped thru the town on a booze wave calamity of vengence...hahaha.

Books:

The Monkey Wrench Gang, Silent Spring, How to Shit in the Woods, The Darwin Awards, Hell's Angels, F & L in Las Vegas (RIP HST, you rat bastard), Reefer Madness (Eric Schlosser of "Fast Food Nation"), Complete Guide to Single Malt Scotch (by Micheal Jackson, not that one!), Plainclothes Naked, Smack, Wealth of Nations, Pigs at the Trough, Nickel and Dimed, Reinventing the Bazaar, the Door to December (this is a must read), uhh...I don't read a lot so I will throw in Maxim, Cigar Aficionado, FHM, and Playboy (of course). "Panic...it crept up my spine like first rising vibes of an acid frenzy." -HST aka Raoul Duke"No comment."

Heroes:

My Dad, My Grandfather (POW WWII), My friend Matt (RIP) "A man who eats his words will not suffer indigestion." -Winston Churchill

My Blog

BEST of SUMMER TRACKS

I think this is how it goes... Copy and paste this in your bulletin.  Add your name to the list next to your most memorable/favorite summer tune.  MY Favorite.... 1.)  Feel this Way, Z...
Posted by BwiZz E on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:23:00 PST

German Scientists quoted, "BRILLIANT!"

  GENEVA - Swiss scientist Michel Mayor, who heads the European team that announced the discovery of a new potentially habitable planet, has his sights set on an even bigger target, detecting s...
Posted by BwiZz E on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST

BwiZz E BARTENDS THE LOFT

Tear it up, tear it up, tear it up ya'll... Its FRIDAY, you ain't got shit to do -- okay, you got something to do in FLINT tonight. A last minute occurrence results in a flashback appearance by none o...
Posted by BwiZz E on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:00:00 PST

VT Massacre

The tragedy that occurred today has left me with little respect for troubled young people in America.  I don't want to sit here and ask, "why would someone do this?" or "what is going on with you...
Posted by BwiZz E on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:37:00 PST

PAY The HEAT BILL, CHENEY!!!

ITS FREAKIN' COLD OUT....AGAIN!!! Granholm and Cheney couldn't pay the gas, so we got it shut off in Michigan.  Damn, whats a guy to do!?! I'm so sick of this sh!t, I'm gonna ask myself one more ...
Posted by BwiZz E on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

by way of the black snake yawn

in lieu of the wayward days of spring and inevitable UV perpetually pressing upon my skull and mug I went out into the world determined to find a new look of fashion, comfort and seperation ...
Posted by BwiZz E on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:59:00 PST

Spring Breakable

So with five days remaining until the debauchery of Nicky's bday bash in GR, I look onward to a 2 week stretch of what will pull me thru time until the warmer, sunnier settings and set in mo...
Posted by BwiZz E on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:19:00 PST

Weekend Revyue

So everyone made it back from T.C. in one piece although minus a few more braincells... We arrived friday night and got checked in.  We went to a pub called Dillenger's Pub for a round and then h...
Posted by BwiZz E on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST

Highway Junkie B

To recap and celebrate my father's 53rd year on this piece, we all headin' to tha Northwest of the MI.  We're makin' the ghost ride(ha) to Traverse City for some crazy whatnots and stuff.&nb...
Posted by BwiZz E on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:10:00 PST

Feelin' F(-el-)ine!

When the fur gets under your skin it makes you remember who you are it makes you realize how youve come so far. The one that showed up on our doorsteps alone, carefree, like,"hey" When the grittyness...
Posted by BwiZz E on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:41:00 PST