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Police Officer Shelly Shimshaw ™

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to no car insurance...

About Me

(this layout is from whateverlife.com 8)

My Interests

OHHHHH boy . . .i like to make fun of people i dont know. . . I dont like sluts, i dont like it when fat girls wear clothes that are too small, i dont like jealous bitches, or ones who leave messages on my board about me cheating on my husband.....I hate when people dont like me for no reason...Im not a bitch, but most people assume that i am....i am not dumb, but most people assume that i am. I love my job and where i am in life.
I SAID get out of there, SHELLY! Give me back my bicycle.

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My Blog

jason i stole it cos its funny! :)

Landing Review:   I think I had a good time, from what I remember. I don't remember a whole lot after the shot of tekillya. I remember feeling up a lot of girls. I remember getting the bartender ...
Posted by Police Officer Amanda on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

shelly

im your sister not a fricken quiter ill j i joe your ass u def smell like grass the kind with the worms so now u hear me out cause its my fucking turn i like the name shelly it tickles my belly but on...
Posted by Police Officer Amanda on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

No...i am not a whore.

No no no...not a WHORE. a DOG GROOMER. can you say dog groomer? heh. moron. i bet youre either extremely obese or real f'n ugly and JEALOUS! can you say JEALOUS?!?! duh....
Posted by Police Officer Amanda on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:15:00 PST

1, 2, 3, 4....get your booty on the dance floor

Lets GO! WOOOO!     Its a horse of course Shelly.   The Big Easy? Leaving....we had to be escorted out. Some crazy maniac decided to shoot the place up. . . . On to that strip ...
Posted by Police Officer Amanda on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:19:00 PST

oh.

I check it every day, just to see my new comments on my refrigerator and doodler....someone is leaving some funny shit! i dont know who you are...but...ehh...thanks? ha....
Posted by Police Officer Amanda on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:51:00 PST

gubis on saturday wheee!

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Posted by Police Officer Amanda on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

Check out this video: White Chicks and Gang Signs

White Chicks and Gang Signs Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Police Officer Amanda on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:14:00 PST

get a life? ha.

Get a life. It has come to my attention that there are several crazy ass bitches that like to stalk other people on myspace. For that reason and that reason alone I have quit getting on bc these girl...
Posted by Police Officer Amanda on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

MmmHmmm...

O jeez...myspace gets gayer every day...I used to get on here all the time, and talk to bunches of people from school that i havent seen in a very long time, but theres only so much to say before you ...
Posted by Police Officer Amanda on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:01:00 PST