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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ? IM THE REAL BATMAN , AND NOT THE BATMAN WITH THE BLACK POINTY EARS , MORE LIKE " MR JOE CLARK " FROM EASTSIDE HIGH , FUCK WITH ME AND YOU GET HIT WITH THE " LOUISVILLE SLUGGER ". DONT START TROUBLE AND THERE WON'T BE ANY PROBLEM . MY NAME IS GREG , AND YES MY NAME IS LIKE GREG FROM THE FUCKING " BRADYBUNCH " I CANT STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK THAT DUMB ASS QUESTION ? ( OH YOUR NAME IS GREG ? IS THAT LIKE GREG FROM THE BRADY BUNCH ? ) HOW ELSE WOULD MY NAME BE LIKE ASSHOLE ? " OH YOUR NAME IS BILL RIGHT ? IS THAT LIKE BILL FROM BILL & TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE ? OR MAYBE ITS LIKE BILL FROM BILL & TEDS BOGUS JOURNEY ? ASSHOLESSSS...... ANYWAY , IM 31 YEARS OLD , BORN AND RAISED IN THIS CITY OF DUMP THAT I CALL " FILTH - A - DELPHIA " . ITS LIKE A SHIT HOLE AROUND HERE. NO ONE BELIEVES IN TRASHCANS ANYMORE . IF YOU HAVE ANY TRASH JUST THROW IT IN THE STREET . NO ONE CARES ANYMORE . THIS IS WHY THIS PLANET IS SO FUCKED UP . MAYBE " ARMAGEDDON " WOULDNT BE SUCH A BAD IDEA . IT REALLY WOULD BE NICE TO SEE A CLEAN " NEIGHBORHOOD " FOR ONCE . THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE THINGS THAT REALLY PISS ME OFF . FUCKING LITTER BUGS . WELL IM A NICE GUY , THERE IS JUST A LOT OF DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO THAT PISSES ME OFF . LIKE WHEN YOU JUST MEET A NEW PERSON , AND THEY TALK TO YOU ABOUT THEIR OTHER FRIENDS TO YOU AS IF YOU KNOW THEM TOO . LIKE I REALLY KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT . " AND RANDY CAME OVER TO THE HOUSE , AND RANDY WAS ALL LIKE , AND RANDY IS CARZY " SHHUUUUTTTT THE FUCK UP ALREADY . FUCK YOU AND HANDY RANDY . I THINK IM LIKE " SCARRED " FOR LIFE NOW , ITS EVERYTIME I HEAR THE NAME RANDY , I JUST WANT TO BRAKE THINGS . RANDY AND NAME JOHN . ANYWAY , ON THE NAME SUBJECT , I THINK WHO EVER NAMES THEIR KID " ABRAHAM " AND " BERNARD " SHOULD BE SHOT . I THOUGHT MY NAME WAS FUCKED UP . NAME YOUR KIDS THIS AND YOUR AN ASSHOLE . YES PEOPLE , I DO HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH USING FOUL LANGUAGE , BUT IT DOSE NOT MEAN IM A FUCKING BAD PERSON !! OVER THE YEARS OF MUCH , MUCH " AGGRAVATION " YOU TEND TO START USING CURSEWORDS . AGAIN DOSE NOT MEAN IM A FUCKING BAD PERSON . I SAY MY PRAYERS & COUNT MY BLESSINGS , FOR I HAVE BEEN VERY BLESSED . I BELIEVE IN THE LORD ABOVE , HE LIVES AROUND THE CORNER FROM ME , I ALSO BELIEVE IN THE HELL BELOW , IM IN IT RIGHT NOW , LIVING ON EARTH IS HELL ......... ANYWAY , THERE IS ONLY A FEW THINGS THAT GET ME REALLY PISSED . LIKE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE THINK I DO DRUGS BECAUSE THE WAY I LOOK AND DRESS . THIS HERE IS DRUG FREE AMERICA . I CANT DO DRUGS , IM NOT ALOUD TO , I LIVE IN A DRUG FREE SCHOOL ZONE . PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME , DO I KNOW WHERE THEY CAN GET SOME TRIPS FROM ? I TELL THEM YES , THERE IS A TRAVEL PLACE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET , AND IF YOU HAVE THE INTERNET , THERES ALWAYS " TRAVELOCITY.COM " AND THEY ALWAYS LOOK AT ME LIKE IM SOME KIND OF AN ASSHOLE ???? I DONT GET IT ?? HE WANTED TO GO ON A TRIP ......... SO I WORK AS A MECHANIC / SHOP FOREMAN FOR A BUS COMPANY CALLED " ACADEMY ". WITCH I REALLY WISH THEY WOULD HIRE SOME PEOPLE FOR ME TO BOSS AROUND , BECAUSE THE WALLS AINT DOING ANYTHING I TELL THEM , THEY DONT LISTEN TO ME . BUT FOR THE TIME BEING ITS A GREAT PLACE . I GET TO WORK BY MYSELF , AND TALK TO MY SELF , BUT I NEVER ANSWER MYSELF , IT'S OK TO TALK TO YOUR SELF AS LONG AS YOU DONT ANSWER YOUR SELF . I SHOULD KNOW , I TOLD MY SELF THAT AND I LISTENED . BUT ANYWAY I WORK FOR ACADEMY AND I LOVE WHAT I DO AGAIN ..I USE TO HATE IT , I WORKED FOR THIS OTHER COMPANY, AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT ONE PERSON WHO TRYS TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL ? WELL I HAD A PERSON TRYING TO MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL , AND THEY ALMOST MADE IT HAPPEN ,I HATED THIS PLACE SO MUCH , THAT I DONT EVEN DRINK , BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT BECOMING AN " ALCOHOLIC " BUT THEN I QUIT BECAUSE I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM MY BUDDY OL' PAL , AND NOW IM WORKING FOR THE BIG " A " . AND I LOVE WHAT I DO AGAIN ,AND NOW I SAY AGAIN BECAUSE , I USE TO WORK FOR A COACH USA COMPANY , AND I LOVED WHAT I DID THERE TOO , BUT THATS BEFOR THEY CLOSED US DOWN AND KICK MY ASS TO THE CURB . BUT ANYWAY , PEOPLE CALL ME STUD . NOT ONLY BECAUSE IM A SEXY ASS STUD . BUT BECAUSE I KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE STUD . HE'S NOT AROUND ANYMORE . HE TALKED TO MUCH ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE AS IF I KNOW THEM TOO . " HANDY RANDY " SO ANYWAY , LIFE IS GOOD . I HAVE A NICE TRUCK . F-150 ( AKA ) JAWS THE BALCK . ITS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS . WE HANG OUT TOGETHER EVERYDAY . THERES NOT A DAY THAT GOES BY , THAT I DONT TAKE A RIDE IN MY TRUCK , EVEN IF ITS TO THE CORNER STORE , IM NOT LAZY .. I JUST LOVE DRIVING MY TRUCK ...... I LOVE TO PACK THE FISHING GEAR , AND PICKING MY BEST MOE UP , DRIVING DOWN THE RIVER BLASTING SOME OLD SCHOOL " METALLICA " SOME " SLAYER " FISH FOR HOURS , I NEVER HAD A BAD DAY AT FISHING , BUT EVEN SO , IF I WAS TO HAVE A BAD DAY FISHING , IT WOULD BE A BETTER DAY AT WORK . I THINK FISHING IS THE BEST SPORT , PEOPLE ALSO CALL ME THE " TURTLE HUNTER " ... I LOVE TO RESCUE WILD ANIMALES THAT ARE IN NEED OF RELOCATING , BECAUSE OF THE EVIL CONSTRUCTION WORKERS LIKE TO BUILD STUPID THING OVER TOP OF THE SWAMPLANDS , AND DESTROY THE LITTLE ANIMALES HOMES .... I LOVE ANIMALES ... I HAVE LIKE A ZOO IN MY DOMAIN , ALL MY TURTLES , LIZARDS , FROGS , AND MY LITTLE FURRY FRIEND , THE RABBIT , WHOS NOT ALOUD TO PLAY WITH THE PET SNAKE " BO " I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH MY WIFE , TAKING HER PLACES , IM MARRIED TO THE GREATEST WOMAN ALIVE . IF THERES ONE OTHER THING I HAVE A PASSION FOR BESIDES MY WIFE , ANIMALES & TRUCK , ITS FOR MY GUITAR ..... I LOVE PLAYING MY GUITAR ..... I ALSO PLAY THE BASS ,,, AND I CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY TAMA SET TOO .. I LIKE TO WATCH WRESTLING .WRESTLING FUCKING RULES . AND I AM A MEMBER OF THE RAW FAN NATION ......ANYWAY PEOPLE .......... IF YOU ARE A FRIEND ON MY MYSPACE ,,, AND IF I DONT COMMENT YOU OR MESSAGE YOU ... ITS NOT BECAUSE I DONT WNAT TO TALK TO YOU OR I FORGOT ABOUT YOU ,,,, I WORK A BACK BRAKING JOB AND SOMETIMES IM JUST PASSING THROUGH ,,, AND OUT OF EVERYTHING HERE IN ABOUT ME , I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW WHO ACTUALLY READS MY ABOUT ME ????? LET ME KNOW . AND CHECK OUT MY BEST MOE'S MYSPACE ,,, TOGETHER ,WE'RE REALLY " JEDI MASTERS " CHECK HIM OUT " JEDI MASTER PHIL SLY ".. /.. /