(To the Batman theme tune) Der ner ner ner ner ner ner ner…ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner Ashman. You like – if not – ah man! Hehehe!
People what’s going on, welcome to my page. Hope you like what you see; I know man dem are skimming this rhetoric in order to spend more time salivating over Meagan. In fact they probably haven’t even attempted to read it, they keep scrolling up and down in order to get the best and most complete view of Ms Goodness gracious me. (Say the gracious bit in an African accent, it’s too funny – that ‘s’ goes on for epochs). Yeah that’s right I called her Meagan aka M (to blouse and skirt (my Jamaican side)), we and I repeat WE got it like that – nicknames and sheeeeeeeeet. Girls are like she is aiight but does she have a good personality, you don’t know that? (ghetto chick (names like Shakamakateesha) voice).
Nah on a real, I think you have found from the above text that I’m a really light-hearted person, who is down for a laugh at my own and other people’s expense and in certain circumstances, I believe that is the way forward. The world is a serious place and light-relief and the ability to laugh at one’s self and life is, to me, the way forward. However things need to be balanced and when certain protocols are required, I like to think I can be serious. I am certainly a fun loving guy, who tends to find happiness in the happiness of others. If my friends and family achieve (and they are all jumping major hurdles in their own way) then that success and joy normally permeates my essence. Family and Friends are the most important things in my life and have helped to shape the individual I am and I would like to say thank you for all of you as you all, have had an influence on me. Some more than others but irrespective of that your presence has enriched my life.
Getting back to the serious part, I am a graduate of English from Queen Mary (2:1 @ 20) who is an aspiring sports Journalist (Journo is one of my many aliases). Quick aside, I feel that the grammar here has to be flawless or I wasted three years of my life trying to get my degree – hehehehe. I say aspiring in that, I’ve had a wealth of experience at the Voice Newspaper, Young Voices Magazine and for a few other publications. In spite of this I am still aiming higher and amending my goals, in order to continue to push myself to as far as I can go (Masters soon come).
To be honest, the about me part would probably be better if the people that knew me best spoke aka baited me up. Nah I am a good boy (halo is blinging and thing but cocked to the side like the latest new era).
What I will say is look out for a few blogs from me, I’ll posted some of my work that has been published and my unique view of the world, which is likely to be as weird and wacky as this and the first sentence of this section.
To all stay blessed, keep smiling, striving and surviving!!!
Ashman aka ……………………(Everyone seems to have a unique nickname for me so I will leave it open to you to fill the gap).
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashley aka (boy everyone seems to have a alias for me)
Birthday: July 15th - I'm an 85 baby
Birthplace: West London, well Hammersmith Hospital to be precise
Current Location: My house - Westside is the best side
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6ft - yes dat's right although bear heads try to tell me how tall i am - kmt
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right-Handed
Your Heritage: Half Jamaican (Mum's Side) Half Dominican (Dad's side)
The Shoes You Wore Today: White Velcro Nike's
Your Weakness: That i can over think things
Your Fears: To be buried alive
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham, Sweetcorn and Mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Achieved all the things i wanted except getting my car. I passed but my attitude to getting my car is it will come when it is supposed to
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL - coz bear times people's jokes are not funny and more people need to start leaving the jokes to the pros.
Thoughts First Waking Up: On a weekday do i have time to snooze, On a weekend - rar it's the afternoon.
Your Best Physical Feature: Boi i'll let you decide - i dont have one
Your Bedtime: When my heads starts bucking
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandad - RIP Pops
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, they are both toilet - KFC if anything.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bun dem drinks
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Ribena (Bullet Bullet Bullet)
Do you Smoke: Nah Boss
Do you Swear: Yeah, especially at my boys
Do you Sing: In my room
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Nah
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Wouldn't mind but whether it happens is another issue entirely
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah, If i don't who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah not really
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm iight - im not the greatest and not the worst
Are you a Health Freak: Nah
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nah
Do you play an Instrument: Nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Nah Boss
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Parcetamol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I have been shopping but not to a mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Allow that - my fish has to be cooked with fried fish being my preference with the vinegarised onions, ah man!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nah
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah
Ever been Drunk: hehehe yep. Context Bar Last April, New Years Eve 2005. The first one was worse - wine is evil
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Nah
Ever Shoplifted: Nah
How do you want to Die: Rahtid, this one is over-morbid.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: hehehe i am grown - i'm a grown ass man dawg (cedric the entertainer voice)
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil - where the beautiful game is played to a different level
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Light Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: At least 3 inches shorter than me. None for her wearing heels and towering over me like her name is Shaq
Weight: Nice size, not to big to the point where man has to draw for scaffolding to hold her up but not so skinny that you can see her heart beating from a distance
Best Clothing Style: No specific style just knows how to dress and carry herself approriately in differing scenarios
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: I download
Number of Piercings: One (done in downtown Manhattan, 5 days before 9/11 - i know too close for comfort)
Number of Tattoos: None, not really me
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to mention but you can't go back but you can learn from your mistakes
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Last Thing You Burned While Cooking? Toast
Describe Your Self In 3 Words: Enigmatic, Unique, Balanced
How Long Does It Take You 2 Get Ready? Not Long...
How Many People Have U Thought Were The One? None
What Turns U Off About The Opposite Sex? Girls that smoke - a complete no-no
What Were U Doing At Midnight Last Night? Crackin' Joke wid my boys...
Who Is Tha 4th Person In Yo Missed Calls List On Yo Cell? Lieshie
When And Where Was The Last Place U Traveled? New York in Sept 2004
What Is A Saying U Say Alot? I got bear sayings
Worst Date Ever? Aint really had no bad dates that i can think of...
What Would U Do If U Could Be The Opp Sex 4 Tha Day? Go to a lingerie department ;-)
Total Jail Time? Went on a visit and that's it
Worst Physical Pain You Ever Experienced? Getting a football in my never regions
Best Time 2 Catch U In A Good Mood? After i have eaten
What Song Are U Listening 2 Right Now Bearman - Versatile
Favourite Sexual Position? Doggy
What Do U Notice 1st About The Opp Sex? Face
Favourite Physical Part Of The Opp Sex? Breasts
Soft Sensual Sex Or Porn Star Sex? Got to be able to do a bit of both and more...
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF......
you were stuck in an elevator?: Try and remain as calm as possible and wait for help
stuck in an elevator with your favorite celebrity?: While she isn't my favourite celebrity if it was Meagan Good than i would try and move to her - nothing long
stuck in an elevator with the ugliest person ever?: I would just be benning up too much to do anything...
you saw your best friends spouse kissing someone else?: Air that Mofo out
someone offered you $100,000 to cheat on your spouse?: Nah - money isn't everything.
you were elected President of the USA?: Give money to poorer countries and try and make them completely independent and try and allievate their debts
someone kidnapped and held your pet ransom?: Tell them to keep it...Your saving me money on food etc etc
someone kidnapped and held your spouse ransom?: Depends on how much they wanted (LOL)...I got jokes
you woke up and found yourself the opposite sex?: Lingerie Shopping for the whoooooooole day - ;-)
you were dared to walk down Main Street naked-guaranteed not to be arrested: Bun dat
you found out your sibling had the hots for your spouse?: Would stamp that out asap
you were asked to be on Jerry Springer?: 'llow that
you were forced to join a monastary/nunnery?: I would have been going to buck Squire D
you could wake up tomorrow and be anything you wanted?: Be the most respected Sports Journalist in the world with access to any sport/stadium/player etc etc
you could change the fact that your parents are divorced?: Nah - all things happen for a reason
you had 3 wishes? Rules- cant ask for more wishes or world peace!!: World Peace, World Famine Eradicated, A comfortable existence myself, friends and family
someone offered you money to kill a puppy?How much would it take?: Ain't a killer but it's real out 'ere
you could change one thing in your past?: I wouldn't because it happened for a reason
all your friends on MySpace deleted you from their list?: Oh well - this is only Myspace, a bit of fun, hardly the be all and end all...
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