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Paul Van Dyrk

Brot statt Broiler!

About Me

I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting

Done.

It's only birthday.

This should happen to any Becks transport!

Your results:
I am Clark Kent in disguise, but call me The Dirkness Superman 75% Green Lantern 75% Spider-Man 70% Catwoman 65% Iron Man 65% The Flash 60% Robin 50% Wonder Woman 48% Supergirl 43% Batman 35% Hulk 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
I thought something like this...

Klick here and your cursor will love you!

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

And here's some music I finally was able to add to my profile, net-stoopid I am. These are good friends with even better music and I try to change their and then other peoples stuff from time to time. Enjoy!

Music:

All between pop and rock. I can find somethin.. brilliant in cheapest crap. And i can (really love to) hate bands that everybody loves. My taste in music isn..t invented yet.Reggae, Glam Rock, "Hairy Metal", Goth (/w Guitars or /w out), SynthPop, Electronika, cheesy Ballads, Rocka-, Psychobilly, Country, Classics, 80s Wave, New Romantic...add what you (dis-)like.

Movies:

From now on I'll add here just the last seen movie, what's worth to write about. "Sommer Vorm Balkon". A nice playing in my "kiez". "Irina Palm". "The Devil Wears Prada" - how boring. "Pirates Of The Carribean III" (of course, aye?!) "Full Metal Village" - about the village Wacken where the "Wacken Open Air (W:O:A)" sets hell mode every year again.

Television:

Der Kommissar @ 3sat on sundays 11pm. Best monologue: "Agnes, Du bringst mich noch ins Zuchthaus!"

Books:

reading these days:"Robinson Crusoe" - Daniel Defoe.
just bought: "Erniedrigte Und Beleidigte" ("The Insulted and Humiliated") - Fjodor Michailowitsch Dostojewski.
"Dracula" - Bram Stoker (it was about time, eh?).
"The World According To Garp" - John Irving.(I know I read it twice before - in german...)
just finished: "April In Paris" - Michael Wallner.
"Herr Jensen Steigt Aus" - Jakob Hein.
"QQ" - Max Goldt.
"Der Nazi & Der Friseur" (The Nazi Who Lived As a Jew") - Edgar Hilsenrath.
"Love Is A Mixtape" - Rob Sheffield.
"Fargo Rock City" - Chuck Klostermann.
"Bis Ich Dich Finde" ("Until I Find You") - John Irving.
"Die Stadt Der Blinden" ("Blindness") - José Saramago.
"Die Erstaunliche Geschichte Des Max Tivoli" ("The Confessions Of Max Tivoli") - Andrew Sean Greer.
"Die Stadt Der Träumenden Bücher" - Walter Moers.
"Der Schatten Des Windes" ("The Shadow Of The Wind") - Carlos Ruis Zafon.
"Wie Es Leuchtet" - Thomas Brussig.
"Geschichte Machen" ("Making History") - Stephen Fry.
"Panorama" ("Jitterbug Perfume") - Tim Robbins.
"Zen Buddhismus Und Zellulite" - Wiglaf Droste.
"World's End" (same) & "Schluss Mit Cool" ("After The Plague") - T.C. Boyle.
"Junkie" - William S. Borroughs.
"Aschermitwoch" ("Ash Wednesday") - Ethan Hawke.
"Populärmusik Aus Vittula" ("Popular Music From Vittula") - Mikael Niemi.
"David Copperfield" - Charles Dickens.
"Die Entdeckung Des Himmels" ("The Discovery Of Heaven") - Harry Mulisch.
all - Max Goldt.
"Der Schwarze Obelisk" ("The Black Obelisk") - Erich Maria Remarque.
"Long Way Down" - Nick Hornby.
"Der Idiot" ("The Idiot") - Fjodor Michailowitsch Dostojewski.
"Made In Sweden" ("Underdog") - Torbjoern Flygt.
"Das Buch Der Illusionen" ("The Book Of Illusions") - Paul Auster. (*thank you René!)
"Global Fish" - Rainald Grebe.
"Schuld Und Sühne" ("Crime And Punishment") - F. Dostoevsky.
"Herr Lehmann", "Neue Vahr Süd" - Sven Regener.
"The Dirt" - Mötley Crüe Biography.
"The Hotel New Hampshire", "The World According To Garp", "The Cider House Rules", "A Prayer For Owen Meany", "A Son Of The Circus", "The Fourth Hand" - John Irving. (all in german)
"Ein Überdimensionales Meerschwein Frisst Die Erde Auf" - Die Ärzte (Biography).

My Blog

A Message To You Rudy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGDQ85Dg-ss ...
Posted by Paul Van Dyrk on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:01:00 PST

HAVE A NICE DAY!

   I’m working with a tape that just rips all the fucking time. We use almost half a roll a day. The companies or brand name is Niceday! Isn’t that nice?    They sho...
Posted by Paul Van Dyrk on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:47:00 PST

My first playlist

It needed almost thirty years and around the half to make possible what happens next:Here - baddabush - my first playlist ever: Charles De Goal  Kling Klang The Whitest Boy Alive- Burning Beaststea...
Posted by Paul Van Dyrk on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:47:00 PST

Check out this event: Me @ Feuerball!

fuckin' up with: Murz KdN & The DirknessWhen: Saturday May 19, 2007 at 10:00 PMWhere: Thule KlubThulestr.1 P'BergBerlin 13189GermanyDescription:Just favourite records!Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Paul Van Dyrk on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:16:00 PST

The Dirkness vs. The Letter

Liebe mich verehrende Leser, Ihr Anderen,Freut Euch auf mich, denn ich werde Euch nicht allein die Leviten lesen. AM Ostersonntag geb ich die Trashcave - Texte zum Besten. 5 4/7 Jahre Stilblüten.Dazu,...
Posted by Paul Van Dyrk on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST

Textreich

Ihr Wunderbaren,   Um mich so langsam mal wieder ans Schreiben zu machen, habe ich ein wenig in den alten Texten gekramt und stell hier mal was altes rein. Teils Etoile-Vorworte, teils ander...
Posted by Paul Van Dyrk on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:35:00 PST

Right Here Waiting For You

Cheers, bunnies!   Once again with me.   Sitting, collecting confirmations, smokin', beer drinkin in the internet cafe.   Music background provided by Richard "Hair Crime" M...
Posted by Paul Van Dyrk on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

Whatevers and Anyways

Here's winter slump, whatever! So, anchormen and women stare in careful behaviour at oh so unlucky reporters in Stuttgart, Sylt and Cologne - ready to get blown away by Kyrill, the glorious. Condi ...
Posted by Paul Van Dyrk on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

Half a year of cruelty

Can someone reinvent the radio, please? I'd go down on my knees.How can someone, only one, find s.t. worth to listen to on "Stadium Arcadium"? Sure, a velvet voice on heart warming - what? - boredom? ...
Posted by Paul Van Dyrk on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:56:00 PST

Quit the daytime job?

   What have I done? Where have I been?    Maybe many of you know about, but I completely missed the news that Justin Hawkins has left The Darkness early october. Who, the hell, co...
Posted by Paul Van Dyrk on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:09:00 PST