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Elvis

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About Me

I'm Dave. What else is there to say?

My Interests

Eating, sleeping, building web pages, surfing the Internet, working out, bicycling, going for long walks, watching TV, listening to talk radio, playing Nintendo, listening to CDs, watching baseball (specifically The New York Yankees), playing softball, playing with my cats, playing poker with my friends, hanging out with my girlfriend, and of course, attending "Weird Al" Yankovic concerts and collecting "Weird Al" Yankovic items.

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush, Fred Willard, Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Mike Rowe, Adam Savage, Jamie Hyneman, Tory Belleci, Kari Byron, Grant Imahara, Roger Clemens, Johnny Depp, The Lone Gunmen, Kirsten Dunst, Rudy Giuliani, Dave Barry, John Walsh, Colin Mocherie, Sarah Silverman, George Carlin, Ben Alexander, Pope Llama III
Who I met:
"Weird Al" Yankovic, Penn Jillette, Teller, Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz, Dr. Demento, Emo Philips, The Arrogant Worms, Ronald McNair, Jimmy Fallon, Steve Jay, Jim West, Rubén Valtierra, Mike Jones
See my fans:
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Music:

"Weird Al" Yankovic, Elvis Presley, The Arrogant Worms, Aerosmith, and all the other wonderfully sick and twisted artists that I've been exposed to over the years.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill Volume 1, Kill Bill Volume 2, This Is Spinal Tap, Waiting For Guffman, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, UHF, Star Wars, The Lord Of The Rings

Television:

COPS, America's Most Wanted, Penn & Teller Bullshit!, Survivor, LOST, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, The Sarah Silverman Program, Whose Line Is It Anyway, The Lone Gunmen, Seinfeld, Friends, Married... With Children, The Muppet Show, Beavis and Butthead

Books:

Harry Potter

My Blog

Celine Dion, idiots, tech support, and giant clams

I really wish I could pick more than one category for this blog, it's gonna be all over the place.  My dad really wanted to go see Celine Dion, even though, to my knowledge, he's never as much as...
Posted by Elvis on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:55:00 PST

Lucky Larrys Lobstermania

Look what I just bought on eBay!Reels from a Lucky Larry's Lobstermania slot machine!!!  Oh I can't wait until they get here!  A while ago I did some research and it looks like it's illegal ...
Posted by Elvis on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

Adrian and Anne's wedding (photo intensive)

Congratulations and best wishes to Adrian and Anne! ...
Posted by Elvis on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:16:00 PST

Live from my basement...

Hi, this is Dave, reporting live from my basement.  Okay, a couple minutes ago.  Whatever.  It's as live as you get without being here.  Right now my basement is full of dirt and m...
Posted by Elvis on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

Noah

Gah!  If anyone needs me, I'll be building an ark!P.S.  I'm not really "gloomy", I just thought the rain clouds above the kitty's head was very appropriate!
Posted by Elvis on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:58:00 PST

WOWAY fan video 2.0

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Posted by Elvis on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:19:00 PST

Home

I'm home, finally.    I'll spare you the gory details, but I got really sick on Sunday and couldn't fly back home until yesterday.  I haven't eaten in three days, but I do feel muc...
Posted by Elvis on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

I have no legs

I walked up the equivalent of 60 flights of stairs yesterday and then did 3.5 miles on the eliptical machine.  Now I'm having trouble walking from the living room to the kitchen.  I hope I'm...
Posted by Elvis on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

I got Married

...With Children Seasons 1-4 on DVD!  I cashed in my gift cards and gift certificates and bought those and Lost Season 2. And -- bonus! -- the MWC sets were buy one, get one free on www.DeepDisc...
Posted by Elvis on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:26:00 PST

WOWAY fan video

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Posted by Elvis on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:17:00 PST