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About Me


Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
brought to you by QuizillaYou dont really care how you look or what people
think about you. You just do your own thing.
What Does Your Hair Say About You?
brought to you by QuizillaI used to be The Don's drug-dealer and as such get him high on a daily regiment of hydrocodone, but he's in a different place with all kinds of new and better drugs that i can't get for him, he's gettin' high up in heaven turnin' out angels!
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.. You scored as alternative. You're partially respected for being an individual in a conformist world yet others take you as a radical. You have no place in society because you choose not to belong there - you're the luckiest of them all, even if your parents are completely ashamed of you. Just don't take drugs ok?

alternative


63%

Lower Class


58%

Upper middle Class


58%

Middle Class


46%

Luxurious Upper Class


13%
What Social Status are you?
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.. You scored as George Harrison. You might not get all the credit but you really are the mastermind behind all the great works. When you do projects you have all the great ideas. Your always thinking of new ideas. It seems like your brain never shuts off. With your brain skills your going to make something of yourself.

George Harrison


67%

Ringo Starr


67%

Paul Mccartney


50%

John Lennon


50%
What Beatle are you
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The Diehard
Live and die with your team as you bleed its colors. You know more about them than any commentator or referee, and do not hesitate to yell at your T.V. to remind them of this.

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My Interests

What Kinda Hangover Are Youyou cant eat or move.. just lye there staring into space.. while everyone goes about their day and dont bother with you..your just too pathetic
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You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs
are trying to recruit you.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Music:


Madball

What hardcore band are you?
brought to you by QuizillaLong list. Hardcore-Bane, Avenged Sevenfold, Killswitch Engage, 36 Crazyfists, Poison the Well, From Autumn to Ashes, Comeback Kid, Northside Kings, As I Lay Dying, Unearth...more and more. Rap-Sage Francis, People Under the Stairs, Murs, Deltron the funkee Homosapien, and Heiroglyphics.Take the quiz: "Which Far out 60's-70's band are you?"

The Rolling stones
YOUR THE ROLLING STONES!! you LOVE to party and have a good time. You don't mind being the center of attention and yo like to speak your mind.
You scored as reggae.

reggae


85%

rap


60%

classic rock


60%

grunge


50%

Indie


30%

Punk


30%

metal


20%

industrial


15%

country


15%

ska


10%

Emo


5%

Pop Punk


0%

Pop


0%

mainstream rock


0%
what breed of music are you?
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Which Sublime song are you?

40 Oz. To Freedom
The answer's always waiting at the liquor store for you. A 40 oz to freedom is the only way for you to feel good, even though you feel bad. (There's like a whole one in the freezer)

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Which Tenacious D song best describes you?
F*ck Her Gently
awww.... you're gonna love me completely.

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What Beatles song personality are you? Take Two
Nowhere Man
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

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You scored as Jimi Hendrix. You are Jimi Hendrix!The pioneer of electric guitar and inspiration to all great guitar gods!

Jimi Hendrix


80%

Slash


40%

Ozzy Osbourne!


40%

Billie Joe Armstrong


35%

James Hetfield


25%

Tommy Lee


15%

Kurt Cobain


15%
What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures*
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Movies:


You're The Dude. You're likeable and laid back, but
do you have to use so many cusswords? "The
Dude abides, man."

Which Big Lebowski Character Are You?
brought to you by QuizillaDonnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Swingers, Kill Bill, Hero, Dumb & Dumber of course.
You're Jules! You're a dedicated hitman who takes
your job VERY seriously as a way of life. You
swear a LOT, but you're so damn cool no one
really cares or even notices.

Which Pulp Fiction character are YOU?
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what charcter from goodfellas are you?????
tommy

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Television:


What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your eyes
What makes you pretty? Your smile
What makes you loveable? How sensitive you are
What makes you fun? Your sense of humor
What makes you irresistable? Your voice
What makes you cute? How you talk
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You ARE as cool as Miles Thirst - hang out with
Miles at .
How well do you know your Hip Hop lingo?
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.. You scored as Brian Griffin. Your Brian Griffin. The family's Talking Dog. Brian is a awsome character. He is mellow and usually helps peter get out of all the messes he gets in to.

Brian Griffin


63%

Peter Griffin


50%

Joe


38%

Cleveland


38%

Chris Griffin


38%

Lois Griffin


13%

Stewie Griffin


13%

Meg Griffin


13%

Quagmire


0%
Find out what Family Guy character you are. (pics included)
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Steve Hyde. You're rebellious, anti-conformist, and
a conspiracy theorist. You may hate "the
fuzz" and "the man". You
usually have a mellow, zen attitude, except
when you're expressing your theories or
participating in a wicked burn.
Which That 70s Show Character are You?
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Which NBA Basketball Player Are you?
Shawn Marion

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Books:



Joe Bannanas
People Iced: Twenty Seven
Car Bombs Planted: Four
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Fifteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Four
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Garbage Pete
Get Your HITMAN Name

AWSOME-GAME

Heroes:

My hero is Don Rollione.
Spiderman You are Spiderman! You encountered a spider when
you were younger and after being bitten you
turned into more than a man. You can use webs
to capture people, move across the buildings,
and climb up walls. You also are incredibly
fast, strong, and can sense danger better than
most humans. Your major weakness is people
find out who you are and use that to harm those
you love.

What Superhero Are You?
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My Blog

Musings

The goings on of whats going wrong Never leaves until the eve of another tomorrow to cloud the sorrow Of yesterday's future & if you believe that we can retrieve the ways of old, the ways we were...
Posted by jesus saves...for retirement! on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST

Music

Has anybody else noticed how "music" today all sounds the same? Panic at the Disco, Yellowcard, even Avenged Sevenfold (who sold out completely to make some quick money) all follow the same concepts, ...
Posted by jesus saves...for retirement! on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:42:00 PST

Ode to Dead Creations

How pitiful & worthlessYou are nothingOf your predecessors.Your lyrics make no sense,They don't go together,They have no meanings.Pour your unworthyAttempts into a PA &Call it music. Turn theRadio fr...
Posted by jesus saves...for retirement! on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:12:00 PST