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Maximus Tiberius Schaefer

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About Me

Life is too short, dont debate the meaning of life, just live it to the fullest. Achieve that, and you have accompished life itself. Life is too short to contiune life without such an amazing person like Sawah Schroeder, who happens to be perfect in everyway and in everything she does. .. width="425" height="350" ..I AM THE ONE ON THE LEFT THAT GETS IT IN THE FACE
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mr. Schaefer
Birthday: 5-23-90
Birthplace: New York, bitoch
Current Location: Willy Ville
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5"11ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Drunkin Irish, stupid commies, crazy polish, and i dont like u German
The Shoes You Wore Today: shoes.......
Your Weakness: my nuts
Your Fears: sharks
Your Perfect Pizza: NEw york pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: kick ass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ?
Thoughts First Waking Up: goddammit its earily
Your Best Physical Feature: my guns
Your Bedtime: whenever i fucking feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: New York
Pepsi or Coke: or
MacDonalds or Burger King: both r fat people centrals
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: hells no
Do you Swear: what the fuck do u fucking think?
Do you Sing: i may.....
Do you Shower Daily: yea, who doesnt....?
Have you Been in Love: at my age, if u did, u r retarded
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: hells yea
Do you belive in yourself: nope
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: im like the hottest guy in the world
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: sax because im a saxy guy
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: oooo yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: blazin glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Revolutionary
What country would you most like to Visit: Poland, Germany, and Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: doesnt matter, not huge
Best Clothing Style: not A&F
Number of Drugs I have taken: ....?
Number of CDs I own: no
Number of Piercings: little
Number of Tattoos: on boobies or ass checks, maybe
Number of things in my Past I Regret: doing this survey
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bob Barker, General Lee, Will Ferro, Kenndy, Napolean, Wellington, Alexander the great, Patton, Frank Sinatra, julius caesar, Achilles, Lord Nelson, Rommel, Entire CCR band

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