Captain Jack Sparrow

Created with mySpace Profile Editor well, its been a tough start to the GAP year. after missing all of the UCAS dedline, i was forced by the chief (my old lady for those who don't know me very well) to "go!" not just to get out form under her feet for a while, but to get the feck out of her house or else she'd start charging me rent.Yeah... I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. so i got my shit together and ended up as a gappy in a school in Cairns (Australia). now its all cruzie out here, nothing but tinny's by the BBQ and finally getting down to that tan. ohh yeah, its the tough life for me, and what a life of grime and frozen lickey sheeps tongues that is.i want to get a tattoo of margeret thatcher on my arse, she is the goddess of love, life and anything else important.i'm about to head out to the Wales of the southern hemesphere, that's New Zealand (more sheeps than peoples etc etc). my new job out there pays 4x as much as my current one (goes up from 1 pound an hour to 4 pounds an hour). its at a hotel if you feel like checking it out (i know none of you lot will).