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Damaris

I am here for Friends

About Me

At least I know who I am.

My Interests

People, espically those with a sense of humor, U of L basketball, Kristen (she is sitting next to me and insists that she be mentioned now), getting mad at Kristen because she is soooo much cooler than me, the previous was added by a keyboard thief. I won't name names. I like talking and thinking and inappropriate comments at appropriate times. Running and making myself throw up when time doesn't afford a good run. I enjoy logic puzzles and fashion magazines. Romance novels have been known to make thier way into my life. Cooking and eating out, and burlesque. I love dancing. have been known to write extraordinally bad poety and short stories and draw a bit. Have a fastination with all things sexual. Upon writing that I realzed there is no phrasing which make s that sound less skank whorish. I enjoy a day at the gun range, at the pool, at the mall. Working to become someone kind one day and really enjoy being noisy. Can sing well enough to be extraordianarlly good karoke singer. Am busy with Damaris and Kristen INc. and more than almost anything any thing I like being the center of attention. Making out isn't so bad either. Am up for anything fun that doesn't land me in jail or mess up my nails.

I'd like to meet:

friends.

Music:

anything I can sing to or dance to . I am not now or will I ever be a "Cool Muisc" girl. Names and bands get confused in my head. Once listened to an entire David Bowie cd and couldn't identify him. Oops! Am always open to listening to something new.

Movies:

I like romantic comedies, but have recently decided to never again subject a boy to them. Realized that I would never ask a boy to shave my armpits and feel that enduring say "The Wedding Date" or "Notting Hill" offers the same amount of pleasure for men. I also like some war movies and some sports movies. I like anything with dry humor and somethimes I dig epic movies. Actually I always dig epic movies.

Television:

I love the Bachlor. Feel that I should be a contestant, but don't want some poor guy falling in love with me. I also like House and ER, or any hospital show. Sex in the City is a staple and recently learned the joys of Firefly. It was cancelled but thankfully someone came out with the DVD. Have in the past taken pleasure in America's next top model, the Starlett, and The Runway, am a bit of a reality T.V. fan. I also adore Grey's Anatomy. P.S. I love the Gillmore Girls.

Books:

I love to read. Will read most anything. Erskine Caldwell's short stories are among my all time favorties as well all things written by the feminist genuis, Jane Austen. I am not to proud to read romance novels or self help books. I also enjoy books with clinical studies in the area of psychology. Additionally, I will read anything that has to do with sex or on the female anatomy.

Heroes:

My Dad, my Mom, sister, brothers, and E. Heinberg

My Blog

Sad Max

Have a secret admirer. I am not good with secrets.Everyone should see his profile, as it is about me. I like this. I was a little annoyed to see that he now has another friend. Just think it takes awa...
Posted by Damaris on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:06:00 PST