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About Me

I'm not good at talking about myself. I don't know why. I always have an easier time talking to other people and learning about them. If you wanna know anything about me just ask. I do come off as an asshole sometimes, but that's only because sarcasm entertains me. If you're too sensitive to pick up on it then don't even bother talking to me. If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?

Sadly we sing and with tremulous breath
As we stand by the mystical stream
In the valley and by the dark river of death
And yet 'tis no more than a dream

- Hank Williams Sr.

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My Blog

Putting Things Into Perspective

Sometimes we get a little too caught up in life's little games, stressing ourselves out, devoting too much time to pointless things, and alienating others, that we tend to lose focus on the important ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:47:00 GMT

Fher's Knockout Punch

A lot of you seem to like my life stories, especially the stupid ones. So.... by popular demand, the story of how Fher knocked out a girl on accident.Disclaimer: Ladies, please reserve your judgement ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 16:25:00 GMT

Welfare Pay For Baby Feeding

Actual suggestion received:Suggestion Box#########� 35;###Dear Sir:As the concessionaire for the housing in #####&...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:43:00 GMT

Las grandes posibilidades del español:

Si Usted tiene interés en hacer uso del idiomacastellano, aplicando correctamente su riquezaterminológica, practique con atención el siguienteejercicio:INTENTE DECIR: La sobrecarga de trabajo me ha to...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Less Commonly Used Baseball Sex Terms

Found this on a website and thought it was hilarious, except maybe for the last two.   We all know of the standard second base, third base, etc. when describing different kinds of sexual endeavo...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:26:00 GMT

The Marriage I Ended

So it was an interesting day at work today, here's the lowdown:   I'm doing my normal thing when i get a call for Tenaya Lodge. The lady on the other end is planning a family trip and she gi...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 18:04:00 GMT

Spring Break

I'm back from my Spring Break to Mazatlan, Sinaloa and I am totally BEAT UP!! Here's a rundown of some of the highlights of the trip:   Sunday: My day started out at 11:00pm saturday when we drov...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 21:02:00 GMT

Derby de Madrid

Ok, so some people have asked me to tell my story about how I ended up breaking a bottle over a guy's head in Spain... so here goes... In Madrid there are two major teams, Real Madrid (my team) and At...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 21:55:00 GMT

Gay Latino Nite

So, last weekend after watching Erik Morales get his ass kicked, and watching Fresno State shit the stick in basketball, my friends and I decided we needed to go out and have some drinks. 1st) We trie...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 13:52:00 GMT

I See Black People

I was surfing around today and found this. I thought it was a pretty good poem from one of the greatest comedians we'll ever know. It was a journal entry on his website www.richardpryor.com. Enjoy!! &...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 19:35:00 GMT