Getting drunk and talking to random people. Football, poker, women, chess, cigars. Dancing like a retard in nightclubs.
I'd like to meet:
Everybody in my heroes section, duh.
WARNING: Very Random
Let's get to know you!! ^^
Hi! I'm Jessica, what's ur name?: Hi Jess, my name is Dirk Thickshaft
wow nice name yah got there!: I know, we should fuck sometime
err hmm.. what do you wanna be when you grow up?: I am grown up
really wow that's lame: Shit you're a kid?
haha yeah i wanna be a vet!: OK. Let's put the sex offer behind us
did you just call my job lame?: Course not! (zzzzz)
oh nvm
Have you ever fell in a ditch before?: Never. Have you?
haha if you did then I'm srry..: OK
ever broken a leg, hip, or thigh?: Nope. Have you ever masturbated a camel?
i hadn't... yet.: I should hope not
does your parents know you have a myspace?: They don't know what MySpace is
mine does: OK
Have you fallen up the stairs before?: Nope. You ever been caught pleasuring yourself?
I have 4 times in a row.. and no it ain't fun...: Damn....
did you feel embarassed? [cuz i did..]: I bet you did
well enough of that... lol
what's your fav. type of food?: I quite like steak
that sounds yummy!: It is
heehee! so how u doing today?: Great! Yourself?
yeah i'm good.. well at least at the moment: OK
do you like tape?: Indeed
do you like putting it on your mouth? XDDD: I'd put it on yours if I ever met you
oh wow.. that was pretty random huh...:D: Very
so do yah like cartoons?: I like scratching my pubes in public
me too! oh wait...: Dirty bitch...
i just hit my foot on the side of the bed! ouch!!: Dozy cow
oh please don't laugh at me right now..: I'll try not to...
this thing or that thing
Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck: Bugs Bunny
Paris Hilton or Anna Nicole Smith: Anna Nicole Smith
Hamburger or Cheeseburger: Cheeseburger
Cheese pizza or Popcorn: Pizza
Sprite or Coke: Coke
Blue or Black: Black
Pink or Green: Green
Purple or Pink: Purple
At a party or At home alone: Depends on how I'm feeling
Waking up early or Going to sleep late: Sleeping late
Friday or Saturday: Both
Eggs or French toast: Eggs
This survey or Someone else's: Depends what the other person's is
I hope u picked the right choice... :)
am I starting to make you bored?: Nope, you're doing a good job of keeping me entertained
I sure hope not...: So you're trying to bore me?!
Is there someone near you?: Nope
could you go poke them for me? :D: Nope. Your tits are massive
thanks!: You're welcome
now what did they just do after you poked them?: Nothing
are they mad?: Nope
I bet they are!
Do you want this survey to end like right now.: Nope
well your wish has came true!: It has!!
The End!
nope... i'm still here!: Great!
aww your mean!!!: I'm not even being sarcastic!
what if i came to your house right now..and I jumped on your bed..?: I'd beat the shit out of you
oh wow.. sounds good.. can i sleepover tonight? :DD: When you're 16 gimme a call
well i'm staying anyway!!: You fucking aren't...
want a pack of oreos?: Yes
they are good for you you know!: I know
oh crap! it's late looks like i gotta go now: Ok Cya!!
are you sad that i'm leaving?: Heartbroken..... :(
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Music:
D00d! I should put a list here like everyone else shouldn't I? Fuck that shit I'll just tell you what I don't like. I don't like anything emo or "scene", I don't like soft rock, and I absolutely hate jazz. Everything else has the potential to amuse me.
Movies:
Backdoor Sluts 9, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, Bone with the Wind. Porn in general.
Television:
Extras, South Park, Eggheads, The Young Ones, Soccer AM. Porn.
Books:
Chambers' Book of Facts, On My Great Predecessors, all of Roald Dahl's stuff. Porn.
Heroes:
I have many, more than can be listed. When I'm struggling to mate (not in that way you dirty minded fool) I'll often pray to the Gods of chess, Paul Morphy and JR Capablanca. When I just can't seem to score, (again, stop being disgusting) I look to Zidane and Gazza for answers.
