a beautiful ladysloth. preferably one named barrietta.
i also want to make more friends. because i love everyone. friends of barry get super sloth lurve.
here is a list of extra special people who make me especially happy. i really really really love the following people:
michellie - my first true love.
gertrude-hermione - she's not on myspace but she deserves a lot of love.
may - i love her loads too. she get's bright rainbow love from me.
megan - i love this girl so much. she makes me happy.
leo - i'm honoured to be the mascot for her philosophy society. i love her.
tom - i love him for his shiny science brain.
jeremy - words can't express how much i love him. he draws me such beautiful portraits.
rennie - she is also a lovely person. i love her.
sarah - she gave me leaves! mmmmmmmm delicious leaves.
ben - ben is wonderful. i love ben lots.
ellen - she's wonderful. i love her a lot. *smiles at ellen*.
annis - i think she's hot. i want her half-sloth-half-human babies.
grace - she is willing to defend my honour with a large fish. this earns her super sloth love.
if you're not on this list don't worry. i still love you. i love everyone.
or at least i thought i did. until i came across a few individuals who threw my love back in my face. i did have a list of these people but it appears certain sad individuals are adding me with the sole intention of being unpleasant in order to get on this list. so the list is gone and they are forgiven. but they will never get my love back.
but everyone else: you have my full eternal love. i love you.