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The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

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Kind Words
"If this album was a person, I would take it to The Bronx or a house party and probably get propositioned to do blow with it."
-Elle Sawa, DetroitRiot
"The unpredictable garage-electro collision is one beautiful (and bizarre) mess"
-Brett Callwood, Detroit Metromix
"The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre lit up the stage with a grimy collection of garage rock and electronic beats that shook the tables."
-Paul Hitz, Motorcityblog
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Blood Everywhere: Gardens (feat. The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre)

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Tracks Included:
Gardens
JCM vs. Lykke Li: Dance Dance Dance

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Tracks Included
Dance Dance Dance
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre: Moonbeams & Lasers

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Tracks Included
Soundcheck/Redhead Woman
1970s High Octane Death Race
Milky White
Hell March
Lark The Modfather
American Dream
Mr. Felony
Untouchable
Sonic Egyptian
Redhead Woman (Resurrection)
Scatter Lee ft. Tokyo Sexwhale
Destination Street ft. Tokyo Sexwhale
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre: Scatter Lee EP

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Tracks Included
Fat Mary
Scatter Lee
Run Run Baby Run
Scatter Lee Pt. 2
Devil Dance
JCM And Fiberglass: Do That Voodoo Zombie Dance Pt.1

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Tracks Included:
Do That Voodoo Zombie Dance Pt. 1
JCM vs. Sex Ghost: Mirrors And Smoke Digital 7''

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Tracks Included:
Mirrors And Smoke
Silver Chain Black Shirt Rainbow Makeup
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre: Love-In Scene EP

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Tracks Included:
Run Run Baby Run
It's Go Time
Sonic Egyptian
1970s High Octane Death Race
Scatter Lee
Destination Street

The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre: The 70s Times Ten

Tracks Included:
Redhead Woman
1970s High Octane Death Race
Milky White
Hell March
Lark The Modfather
American Dream
Mr. Felony
Unotuchable
Sonic Egyptian
Redhead Woman (Resurrection)
Checker's Twist Contest
Tracks Included:
The Heart Eaters: Attack
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre: Lark The Modfather
The Dial Tones: I Wanna Date Your Daughter
The Pin-Ups: White Lines
Elle & The Fonts: Holly Noel
Roll The Dice: Blue Suede Shoes
Fiberglass: Billy Went To War
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre: Destination Street
Elle & The Fonts: Contextual Sexual
Roll The Dice: Do That Zombie Voodoo Dance
The Dial Tones: Lost Love
Fiberglass: Defrost Me
The Pin-Ups: Girl Of The Night
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre: 1970s High Octane Death Race (single)

Tracks Included
1970s High Octane Death Race
North Pole Is Burning
Destination Street (Disco Version)
Human Fly (Cramps Cover)
Death Race 2000 (Vestanpance Mix)
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre: Destination: Save Yourself DVD
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre: EP/DVD
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre
Buy It @ CONNECT
Tracks Included
Introduction
Rock Financial Finds Euphoria
Economy
Virginia Tech
Pure Heaven
Destination Street
UAW

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 22/11/2006
Band Website: http://thejesuschainsawmassacre.blogspot.com
Band Members:
Living Members:
Tony Dethridge-Bass
Bryan Metro-Vox
-Jr-Guitar/Beats

Deceased Members:
John Dove-Drums
R2D2O-Beats

Guest Spots:
Peter Manto (Fiberglass/RTD/The Switchblade Clique/Streetfight)-Drums, Bass, Vox
Samantha Linn(Bam/The Archmysitcs/Outrageous Cherry/Wanda/Black Lagoon Swallows The Sea/The Looms/Aloha Duvet)-Tambourine
Adam (Murder Mystery/Bam/The Low Hello)-Guitar, Drums
Greg (The Archmystics)-Congas
Tokyo Sexwhale-Drums, Bass, Guitar, Keys, Theremin
Fujji Donnilds (The Pin-Ups, Peach & Posey)-Dancing
Electric Lions-Tambourines
Influences:

Bands we've been on the bill with:
The Pin-Ups
Elle And The Fonts
Heroes And Villains
The Bird Dogs
Jason Croff
Questions
The Cetan Clawson Revolution
The Looms
Murder Mystery
The Union Pulse
The Modfather
The Motorcity Orphans
The Thunderchickens
Commerce And Hiller
El Saco Del Toro
Roll The Dice
The Funk of 40 Thousand Years
The Hat Madder
Paradisiac
Cotton Lilly
Bam
Howard And The Long Car Ride
Prussia
The War Of Toledo
Satan's Toilet
Howl
Damn Reality
Invader
Circus Boy
1964
The Heart Eaters
The Dial Tones
Samantha's Arch-Mystics
The Wide Awakes
The Dougouts
Outdated Fate
Tokyo Sexwale
Felix
Lance Romance & The Federal Roosters
Lord Of The Yum Yum
Toxic Shock Syndrome
The J Rugs
Bootsey X
The Sheeny Men
Almost Free
The Love Handlers
Sex Ghost
Inkface & The Digital Dream
Stevie Tee
The Illegitimate Sons of Liberty
The Pantones
Flatfoot
Daniel Ballance
Steven & The Wheelers
Esperantos
Mild Cartoon Violence
Torture Chair
The Pizazz
Electric Lions
Marco Polio And The New Vaccines
Woodman
JSB Squad
Amen Cowboy
Sons of Adray
Maybe Texas

Stages We've Been On:
Corktown Tavern
Pub 1281
Simons
The New Way Bar
The Old Miami
The Painted Lady
The Belmont
The Elbow Room
Paycheck's Lounge
Club Bart
Mickey Finn's
LJ's Lounge
The Village Idiot
The Lager House
The Crofoot
The Heidelberg
The Token Lounge
Kelly's
MetroTimes Blowout
Izzy's Raw Art Gallery
Smalls
The Berkley Front
The Steve Barman Show

Acclamations:
Motorcityblog.net
Direct From Detroit Music
Detroitriot.blogspot.com
Motorcityrocks.com
Metro Times (magazine)
Detroit.metromix.com
Outside.in
Detroit Free Press (newspaper)
Wdiv.com
Toledo Blade (newspaper)
Spraci.com
Itcamefromculturecity.blogspot.com
4kidsnus.com
Chainsaw.titeblog.com
Detnews.com
After5detroit.com
Play (magazine)
Detroit Local 101 (radio)
Cancer-mouth.blogspot.com
Arborweb.com
Gruvr.com
Technorati.com
Detroitrockreview.com
Eventful.com
Kbcafe.com
Futureofmusic.org
WCBN (radio)
Eatthiscity.com
Lazersharks.blogspot.com
Mostpeoplearedjs.com (podcast)
Deepcutz.blogspot.com
Real Detroit Weekly (magazine)
Detroit Music Award 2009 Best Electronic Dance Group (award)
The Steve Barman Show (web show)
Sounds Like:
Record Label: Checker's Records Collective
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Be Somebody

Win a chance to be in Jesus Chainsaw Massacre+ free Blowout wristband ($20 value) I received an e-mail yesterday saying that I have to pick up our Blowout packet at the pre-show Wednesday. This sucks ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:27:00 GMT

April Fools!!!!!

April Fools Day is one of my favorite national holidays. I think after I post this, I will google April Fools Day pranks and jot down the one's I will do this year. Actually, that would make a cool bl...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:25:00 GMT

http://thejesuschainsawmassacre.blogspot.com

all future blog postings will now be at http://thejesuschainsawmassacre.blogspot.com. Sorry for any inconveniences. -Jr
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:30:00 GMT

Great Lakes Myth Society

The following can be attributed to Bryan Metro-Many people have asked me recently (in my mind) how has the Great Lakes Myth Society so far avoided our satrical barbs.  I responded with "What is the Gr...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:24:00 GMT

Knowable Things

Working a double on a Saturday in a Michigan winter with awful roads all while nursing both a bacterial infection that just won't go away and broken ribs is not my idea of a happy new year.  Pretty so...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:23:00 GMT

Bryan Metro reads the papers

Hey kids,It's been a while since we've really put any mustard on our posts so here we go.  I've been dealing with a host of health issues and JR has been busy getting laid off and ladies.  I was going...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:21:00 GMT

Saved By Old Times

http://southernshelter.com/your welcome-jr
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:22:00 GMT

End of The Year Lists

....are just about as redundant as the coverage of the local music scene.  Get it?  The same shit over and over.  So what does that make the lists in the local music rags/blogs/et.al?&n...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:23:00 GMT

Thrills

JCM Cassette Mix 9:Evangelicals-SnowflakesBelle & Sebastian-We Rule the SchoolTricky-Hell Is Around The CornerSia Breathe MePlacebo-Meds feat VVLadytron-All The WayJane's Addiction-Kettle WhistleD...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 00:01:00 GMT

Broken Ribs Metro Does the Holidays

I know I haven't posted in a while, but I totally have not been busy.  I've been keeping a notbook of all the things I want to say for the end of the year and will offer a shortened version and t...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:21:00 GMT