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Retarded chipmunk wonder boy

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About Me

My day consists of waking up, masturbating while crying, eating while crying, hop-scotch, peering at kids in the street through my blinds, writing angry letters to low-level government officials while crying, writing love letters to prisoners under celebrity pseudonyms, bathing while masturbating and crying, and finally a round of mini golf.HELL YES I'M A GIRLY GIRL THAT LOVES PINK!!! ROCK ON PINK BITCHES!!!

My Interests

Philosophy, politics, reading, music, crying softly on stranger's porches ... each reaction is unique and I have the bruises to prove it.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus's high school buddy that thought he was a total prick, there had to be at least one.

Music:

dredg, Onesidezero, Rishloo, Tool, Ambulette, Zao, A Perfect Circle, The Who, Coheed and Cambria, Circa Survive, Nothingface, System of a Down, Woven, Thursday, Blindside, Rise Against, Glassjaw, Codeseven, The Mars Volta...did I mention dredg?

Movies:

Pi, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, American Beauty, Almost Famous, This Is Spinal Tap, Clam Lappers Volumes 1-90 (on loan from Bill Hicks).

Television:

Does a monitor hooked up to a night vision camera pointed at the 12 year old girl's room across the street count as TV?

Books:

I used to read, but then my soul died. Then I started reading the bible, now I'm going to kill myself.

Heroes:

Ugly strippers...the bravest of us all.
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My Blog

I guess I have a blog now

So I posted my first official, non-myspace blog last night. The good news is that while it's my first entry, it's probably also my last. Anyway, I did it because I had to, at least Marissa told me to ...
Posted by Retarded chipmunk wonder boy on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:07:00 PST

What a fun day

So I just got back from Israel Awareness Days, part 1. After about 15 minutes of listening to a religious nut tout the wonders of Israel and the evils of Palestine, I had to leave because I was seriou...
Posted by Retarded chipmunk wonder boy on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:45:00 PST

Time thought

Something I’ve been mulling over for a little while and now I need to get this down before I forget it:In considering dimensions, the one that always seems to be just beyond the reaches of reaso...
Posted by Retarded chipmunk wonder boy on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:01:00 PST

State of the Union

I somehow seem to always forget how truly stupid and sadistic this man is until I hear him speak and am forced to watch the light and fireworks spectacle of it all.If there are some who actually belie...
Posted by Retarded chipmunk wonder boy on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:06:00 PST

Russian jokes

So I want to get some good Russian jokes, I've got a couple, maybe not good. If you have anymore then post them here. (Remember that all of these must be said/written in a really bad Russian accent, a...
Posted by Retarded chipmunk wonder boy on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:33:00 PST

That’s it, done

I'm done here. I've really never hated a place, or anything for that matter, like I've come to hit this little corner of hell. It's the type of hate where I'm not angry or bitter, but just plagued by ...
Posted by Retarded chipmunk wonder boy on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:25:00 PST

My bum hurts

Why is it that everytime I play pickup I always hurt my hip somehow? I never seem to hurt a shoulder, or my neck ... it's always my God damn hip so I can't sleep on my side. Well, tonight I got knocke...
Posted by Retarded chipmunk wonder boy on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:28:00 PST

Buttery cream dream

Really nothing more to this other than the fact that I thought "buttery cream dream" was a glorio-tastic phrase. What, you need more? You God damn parasites. Ok, so I guess I'll throw in another top t...
Posted by Retarded chipmunk wonder boy on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:06:00 PST

One year later

So I just realized that on Monday it will be exactly one year since my mom died. What is really most startling is not that the memory of her or that horrific time of our lives is fading, but that it'...
Posted by Retarded chipmunk wonder boy on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:32:00 PST

An ode to evolution

The last month of my life has been so much better than the six months preceding it. Why, you might ask? Well, the answer my friend is that I have left my newfound home every weekend or had family/f...
Posted by Retarded chipmunk wonder boy on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST