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Turner

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My Blog

Midnight...

...not really.  Technicaly speaking it's like 1 a.m.  Stupid farmers.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 22:08:00 GMT

What I’ve been up to for the past few months...

Not a damn thing.  Sorry.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:38:00 GMT

Why Guinness is my favorite beer.

Guinness is a big part of my life.  It was the first "proper" beer I had. I was 17 years old and I have loved it ever since.  Guinness has been with me at almost every positive exp...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 00:06:00 GMT

No filler.

A list of albums I can listen to all the way through without skipping a song.  No greatest hits or live albums alowed. The Replacements-TimBilly Idol-Rebel YellFu Manchu-California Crossing The C...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:41:00 GMT

11 cover songs better than the originals.

A few months ago, the Onion did the same thing I'm doing right now.  I thought it was cool so I'm compiling my own list of cover songs better than the originals. 1-Louie, Louie; Black FlagThe wor...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 21:18:00 GMT

I'm just a drunk Frenchman who steals rum.

Well, I survived the weekend.  It was fun, except for the part where I was accused of stealing rum; that really pissed me off.  The only things I lost this weekend were my dignity and a beac...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 20:25:00 GMT

YES!!! New haikus, bitches!

Holly freaking cow They said it couldn't be done Thirteen haiku night Grain Belt premium Is my only companion On this warm spring night Longboarded today Around my own neighborhood Not so many hil...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 20:19:00 GMT

New "blog"!!!

I haven't done a "blog" for a while so I'm doing one right now because I know everyone out there can't get enough Turner.I hadn't had a High Life in a long while, so the other day I poured myself one ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 19:57:00 GMT

Fucking hell...

I am on a rollThere's no stopping me this timeUntil I run out of... Black cans in black boxEight is twice as much as fourTwo step pour process Spaghetti tonightSpaghetti tomarrow nightPizza on thursda...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 18:48:00 GMT

I remeber when...

...IT USED TO FUCKING SNOW IN MINNESOTA!!! It snowed today in Las Vegas.  LAS FUCKING VEGAS!!!  What the FUCK IS GOING ON?!  Its damn near X-mass and there hasn't been one inch of snow ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:30:00 GMT