abtastic.

this is what i have figured out: i am not cut out to be an alcoholic, although this realization was a big let down. definitely not good at playing the piano, but can rock out on a lap keyboard. i am a really bad singer, but quite the humdinger. i keep my miniture diploma in my wallet to remind me that i am smart. i have two number five toes that look funny when i wear socks. i still ask questions that others stop asking at age 5. most people still don't have an answer for them. i have much insight and wisdom, i just haven't met the person that needs it. i am waiting for my fairy godmother to claim me. i think she keeps my life plan up her left sleeve. until she does, i will continue to smile at the oxymorons in life and the strangers that make this world seem small. i miss my dogs, my family, my crazy crazy family. and i'll embrace everything that hasn't been handed to me, but that i have worked for. word.