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Well, where do I start,I'm the nicest, kindest, caring, prick you'll ever meet!!!! I also talk alot but say very little, in other words I ramble on and on. I'm 5 feet 11 inches tall, just under 200lbs and I like too just chill out when i'm not at work or hanging with friends. In my spare time I like too play video games and watch TV, im rarely active. I like to watch pretty much anything except si-fi stuff, but I will admit that I have been caught watching Stargate every once in a while. My favourite video games are Killzone and the Metal Gear Solid game franchise. My taste in music is pretty wired, I listen too almost everything, except country, but come on who listens too that anyway. I'll listen too metal, to jaz, to rap, to even 80's music. Although some people know me as a hugh prick, I tend to care alot about others, I just like helping people, it's in my nature, im an aries, but im also a stubburn control freak. I will only be a prick to u if u piss me off, try to be fake or you say something stupid, which I have been known to do myself. I don't like people who constantly lie about themselves to impress others, although many people say I'm a lier I'm one of the most truthful people you'll ever meet, I just don't like hurting other peoples feelings, unless your a dumb ass, and if you try to prove me wrong be ready for a fight cause I will not back down I will always try to justify my actions too. Someday I hope to join the Army and save the world, but I need to get in shape and get my act together. By the way im known to give my opinion whether others want too hear it or not, so get use too it. I'm A HUGH BOND FAN.For some reason I've been taking long walks lately, I do it almost everyday now.
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Name: Kevin T.A. (Black Panzer, Lard Farva, K-Dog)
Birthdate: April 1st 1989.
Birthplace: Peterborough, Ontario, Canada.
Current Location: Niagara Falls.
Eye Color: Blue.
Hair Color: Dark Brown.
Height: 5 ft 11 1/2 inches.
Weight: 189lbs.
Piercings: None.
Tatoos: Not yet, the plan is 21 by 21 (if I don't chicken out)
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None.
Overused Phraze: Mother fuckers please my shit is custom. They don't call 009 1/2 for nothing. Hey Bra!!!
FAVORITES
Food: Hamburgers, Steaks, Lobster, Beef Stroganoff, and Chicken Wings!!!
Candy: Werthers.
Number: 3,7,8 and 9.
Color: Blue, Black and Green.
Animal: Ducks, Monkeys and Snakes.
Drink: Water, Fruitopia and Ice Tea.
Alcohol Drink: Vodka Martini with lemon, no olive, shaken not stirred. A traditional Bond drink.
Bagel: Onion, yummmie!
Letter: K.
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes and Lips, they tell you everything you need to know.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds.
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry.
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate.
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee.
Kiss or Hug: Both.
Dog or Cat: Cat.
Rap or Punk: Rap.
Summer or Winter: Winter.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies, scary movies aren't really scary anymore.
Love or Money: Love, I guess, but money makes the world go around, so I think more like 50/50.
YOUR...
Bedtime: when ever, somewhere around midnight.
Most Missed Memory: Mrytle Beach, South Caralina.
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes, there perdy and blue.
First Thought Waking Up: Bathroom!!!!!, what the hell did I do last night.
Goal for this year: Get fit!!!! get good marks, join rugby, join army and thats just about it.
Best Friends: All of them, no competition, everyone is the K Dogs friend!
Weakness: I care too much about others and not enough about myself.
Fears: Dying I guess, or seeing others I care about die and not being able too help.
Heritage: Russian, French, Italian, Irish, German Scottish, and I'm also 1/13 portugese, But I'm all Canadian!!!
Longest relationship: A few months didn't work out.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes.
Ever Smoked: nope
Pot: Yes, but only like twice, can't stand it.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been beaten up: Yes, I deserved it at least once.
Ever beaten someone up: Yes, like 5 people.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, once at Zellers and once at IGA.
Ever Skinny Dipped: Not telling, take a guess :)
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yeppers, I'm not Jesse Crump.
Been Dumped Lately: Kinda, if you wanna call it that.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Doesn't matter, but preferably blue or hazel
Favorite Hair Color: Doesn't matter, but preferably Brunette, or Red Heads.
Short or Long: Middle, but doesn't matter at all, oh unless its freakishly short.
Height: Over 5 feet but not over 6.
Style: Doesn't really matter.
Looks or Personality: Both, but more personality, its overall better.
Hot or Cute Hopefully both, but more cute, cute people are smart people.
Drugs and Alcohol: Neither, but if I had to choose I would say alcohol.
Muscular or Really Skinny: In between, too much mussle then there on steroids, too skinny then maybe she should see a doctor.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Too many too recall, I average like 9 a day, over 17 years, you do the math.
What country do you want to Visit: Russia (my homeland), also New Zealand, South Africa, Costa Rica, Ukraine, Holland, and Norway.
How do you want to Die:
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope, its been over a month.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes I do, there pretty sweet.
Get along with your Parents: Yeppers, we tight!!!
Health Freak: Kinda of.
Do you think your Attractive: Not really. Maybe for a guy who's been hit by a shovel.
Believe in Yourself: I would like too, but I just don't have enough will power.
Want to go to College: Hopefully Kingston Military Universtiy to study Law, Foreign Affairs, Business, Military Strategies and/or Political Science as a whole.
Do you Smoke: No, I do not.
Do you Drink: On occasion.
Shower Daily: Yes I do.
Been in Love: Nope, can't say I have or even remember such an occasion.
Do you Sing: In the shower, and else where.
Want to get Married: Maybe, only if I get into the military as a non combattant.
Do you want Children: Maybe, only if I get into the military as a non combattant.
Have your future kids names planned out: Yes, Nicoli, Jason, Shane, Naomi, Alysha and/or Nikita.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Some time after 18, thats prolly the most responsible thing I could do, but i'll prolly be sayin that in 40 years.
Hate anyone: No, no, I don't hate people, people hate me, its just the way it goes.
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You Are 64% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
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You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
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My Interests

Well I like many things including watching sports, playing paintball, hangin out with my friends, and just chillaxin playin on the computer or PS2. Unlike many people i actually don't mind school, mostly because I get good grades,but still its a good place to hang out and study some stuff you actually like. My favorite subjects in school would have to be Canadian Law, Anthropology Sociology and Psychology, Entrepreneurship, Art, and Science. Someday I hope to be in the military, but since I'm extremely out of shape thats more of a dream then ever before. However wether I can join or not, i still wanna be involved in the military in some way or another, even if I have to be a civilian contractor, or analyst. In my spare time I read, watch T.V, play games, listening to music, drink occasionally, and take walks where ever my feet take me.
You Are 88% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?
You Are From Pluto
You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe.
You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart.
You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance.
You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubborness.
Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you. What Planet Are You From?
You Are Marge Simpson
You're a devoted family member who loves unconditionally.

Sometimes, though, you dream about living a wild secret life!

You will be remembered for: your good cooking and evading the police

Your life philosophy: "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head." The Simpsons Personality TestYour results:
You are Han Solo Han Solo 75% Luke Skywalker 71% Chewbacca 69% Lando Calrissian 66% Princess Leia 64% Anakin Skywalker 64% R2-D2 55% Padme 54% An Ewok 54% Mace Windu 54% Even though you've been described as
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People like you because you're a scoundrel.
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You Are 72% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
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I'd like to meet:

President George W. Bush, so I can kick him in his so called nuts, for being a dumb ass. I would also like to meet all the following people in one way or another. Carmen Electra, Pam Anderson, Courtney Cox Arquette, Jessica Drake, Maria Patricia Montoya, Steven Seagel, Richard Branson, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Pierce Brosnan, Samuel Jackson, Steven Colbert and John Travolta.

Music:

I listen too pretty much everything, except country, some metal, rap, alternative rock, punk, and yes even 80's music, so hear are most of the bands I listen too. ACDC, Alien Ant farm, The All American Rejects, Billy Talent, The Bloodhound Gang, Breaking Benjamin, Creed, Coolio, Deftones, Disturbed, Duran Duran, Finger Eleven, Foreignor, Godsmack, James Blunt, Judas Priest, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Metallica, Moist, Nine Inch Nails, The Offspring, Papa Roach, Pink Floyd, Pudle of Mudd, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Shattersphere, Slipknot, The Smashing Pumpkins, Staind, Sublime, System of A Down, The Tea Party, Three Day's Grace, Three Doors Down, Weird Al Yankovic, The White Stripes and many many more.

Movies:

Just like music I pretty much watch anything too, wether its a comedy, horror, or even documentary's. (not in alphabetical order) Some of these are... A bridge Too Far, Swing Kids, Lord Of War, Resident Evil 1&2,Lucky Number Slevin, War Of The Worlds, Wedding Crashers, The Score, Kill Bill 1&2, The Sum Of All Fears, The Sentinel, Platoon, AVP, Soldier, Universal Soldier, Supper Troopers, Club Dread, Pudle Cruisers, Beerfest, National Lampoons Van Wilder, Reign Of Fire, After The Sunset, Snakes On A Plane, King Authur, Saving Private Ryan, Apollo 13, K-19, Goldmember, Final Fantasy, Anger Management, We Were Soldiers, Enemy At The Gates, Saving Silverman, The Generals Daughter, I Robot, Cinderella Man, American Pie Series, The Thing, 40 Year Old Virgin, Clerks 2 and finally Euro Trip, Red Eye, Final Destination Series, X Men Series, The Longest Yard, Land Of The Dead, The Dirty Dozen, Full Metal Jacket, Malibu's Most Wanted, The Man, Transporter and V for Vendetta.

Television:

Alright, In case you didn't notice I listen to alot of music and watch alot of T.V, however I don't really watch alot of television, but hear are some of my favorites....24, The Unit, Supernatiural, Lost, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Celebrity Death Match, Reno 911, The Daily Show, oh ya and House.

Books:

In my spare time I read a little bit, so hear it goes....20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, Nearly All Tom Clancy Books, A Tale Of Two Cities, S-Portrait Of A Spy, Guns Germs and Steal, The Communist Manifesto, Mac Beth, and The Special Forces Tactics Manual.

Heroes:

Too many heros too count, but I have too say some of them are Nikita Krushchev, Rosa Parks, Steven Segal, L.T. General Guy Simmons, General Swartscauff, Al Pacino, Nicolas Cage, Samuel Jackson and Jackie Chan.
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