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Snake Eyed Jane

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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TotalMyspace.comVegan, gore loving, comic book collecting, Vampira in training.I'm a Southern lady born and raised...a classy dame who's far too quirky for her own good. I'm ridiculously proud of my heritage. (100 prozent Deutsche, durch die anmut des Gottes.)I'm a history geek. I'm very morbid, and yet impossibly nice. I love kittens, tattoos, pirates, bears, weapons, and horror. I dream of medical oddities, I'm a music snob, I collect switchblades in my spare time, I don't think there's anything wrong with 80's metal guitar in psychobilly bands, and I have the hots for Buddy Holly. I would hug a grizzly bear if I ever ran into one. I believe in standing by my man, cooking as an expression of love, being a proper housewife (so I'm not a housewife), wearing the highest heels possible, and in blood, guts, and violence, as long as it's not against animals. AND I bake a mean vegan cupcake.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I just moved across the entire country, and I don't really know too many people here, so it would be ace to hook up with some people with similar interests, especially those willing to engage in dockside knife fights or bar room brawls. Fistfights may be substituted in a pinch, but only if you have a beard, or false mustache. I tend to come across as pretty hostile, but I promise, I just take some warming up. I'm honestly wicked shy, but I'd give the proverbial shirt off my back to the people I care about.

My Blog

Austin+Ghoultown=dream come true

I'm so excited to be going back to Austin in August! And getting to see Ghoultown in San Antonio to boot...with Ben?! So excited I could die. Even thinking about it right now, makes me want to pee my ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 06:15:00 GMT

SLC, and not dying.

In retrospect, it's hilarious how many posts I've made containing the words, "I'm leaving", or "I'm moving on such and such date". Seriously though, this time, I really am. Texas was my dream, but it'...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:42:00 GMT

69 and back pinup contest and Texas

I'm back from Texas for now. Boo. I loved Austin to a million pieces, and if I have it my way, I'll be moving there asap. If I'm shacking up though, I know I have to take someone else's opinion into c...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 14:25:00 GMT

I don't want to see you for the last time...I may never see this town again

This is late, but you got it. It's over, and that's okay because it wasn't working. For once I have no hard feelings, and I still have an awful lot of respect. In case you didn't infer, I'm blowing th...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:29:00 GMT

And then there was me.

I can't deal with this or with you right now, and I am definitely not going to do this anymore. Sometimes I wish that people paid attention to what was going on under the surface, because trust me, t...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:22:00 GMT

Drinking at work.

I'm drinking champagne at work. It has gone straight to my head. I am not a champagne drinker. I just wanted all of you to know that my workplace provides alcohol. That is all.
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:26:00 GMT

My hatred for taxes.

As of today, I officially hate the tax season. We didn't exactly have a mutually loving relationship to begin with, but one more hour long call with someone who completely ignores every word I say, an...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:22:00 GMT

urf.

I am STILL Joe's broken heart. I had the most awful drive home on Sunday. I listened to mopey Bauhaus, and on several occasions I contemplated driving my car into something. Like a tree, or a person. ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:49:00 GMT

I am Jack's perforated tympanic membrane.

I went to the doctor. Yay. I have a big 'ol hole in my ear. Double Yay. Lucky me, I let the infection get so bad that it perforated my tympanic membrane. I'm the luckiest girl in the world. I can't he...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:45:00 GMT

ear infections and Chuck Palahniuk.

I think my eardrum burst. Is it a bad sign when blood seeps from your ear and you can't hear anymore? Gee, I hope not. Either way, I am going to the doctor today after work. Today, I'm reading Invisib...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:57:00 GMT