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Mike Rauch

Boobs FTW

About Me

Would anyone care for a spot of tea??..
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My Interests

Snowboarding, pie, vagina, the usual

I'd like to meet:

The members of Tool, Hugh Heffner, your mom, no I lied, I have no desire to meet your mom. A unicorn, God, Ghandi, Hitler, the cute little bunny that visits me in my dreams and the worlds best cheesecake....... I think I'm done now

Music:

Tool, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Filter, good music, you know how it goes

You are the God of all Tool fans. Too bad you're too modest to let them know

So you think you are a tool fan?
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Television:

Southpark Southpark and Southpark...................I love that show

My Blog

Im sorry

I'm sorry I disappointed you. I'm sorry I sat on my ass for 8 months. I'm sorry you helped me with the bills. I'm sorry you didn't kick me out of the house. I'm sorry our communication broke down. I'm...
Posted by Mike Rauch on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:03:00 PST

You Fucking Disappoint Me

Dead as dead can be My doctor tells me But I just can't believe him Ever the optimistic one I'm sure of your ability To become my perfect enemy Wake up and face me Don't play dead 'cause maybe Someda...
Posted by Mike Rauch on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:26:00 PST

Another ironically fitting and yet amazingly beautiful song

Schism I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away mildewed and smoldering, fundamental differing, pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion disintegrating as it g...
Posted by Mike Rauch on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:37:00 PST

Goodbye

The Patient A groan of tedium escapes me, startling the fearful. Is this a test? It has to be. Otherwise I can't go on. Draining patience. drain vitality. this paranoid, paralyzed vampire ac...
Posted by Mike Rauch on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:28:00 PST

God is an asshole

Seriously, what kind of sick sadistic bitch would make a 21 year old man pop giant zits every morning and have a receding hairline?New fucking rule....... IF YOU HAVE ACNE YOU CANNOT GO BALD!!!another...
Posted by Mike Rauch on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:40:00 PST

sure thing captain

stillsilent suggestingthat you should get the hell outwhile you canbreathingbuddingblossominginto something you never want to seebut you willliving losinglovingmore and more are apparent every daytoo ...
Posted by Mike Rauch on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:06:00 PST

Console games should stay on consoles

I just finished playing a game ported from console to computer last nightFrom the reviews, it was supposedly a legendary game, monumental, historical. One of the best ever made. With stunning graphics...
Posted by Mike Rauch on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:51:00 PST

Pulp Fiction Fuck Version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxcei2eOCMo ...
Posted by Mike Rauch on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:37:00 PST

Dumbasses

It seems like the majority of people graduating from high school immediately want to find love, and get married. Why?I am 20 years old, I look back on the person I was when I was 18 and can say "wow, ...
Posted by Mike Rauch on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:26:00 PST

The Rush

Seeing OneSeeing AllMoving onDo not fallBreathing inBreathing outMoving onDo not fallExperience thisExperience thatMoving onTry not to fallSample thoseSample theseIn the endIts turns to fecesEnjoying ...
Posted by Mike Rauch on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:37:00 PST