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About Me


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YUP! It's the one and only Monica Olson!
Just graduated from Texas A&M University, Human Resource Development major with Buisness minor and background in exercise physiology from Pearland, TX WHOOP! I now live in Havelock, NC and work for Aflac.

Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

My Interests


LETS SEE, I LIKE...SPORTS, SPORTS, AND SPORTS....ANYTHING OUTDOORS...MUDDIN' AND 4WHEELERS...FISHING....CAMPING...CHILIFEST...GETTING DRUNK WITH FRIENDS...THE DIXIE CHICKEN...NORTHGATE...DRINKING YOU UNDER THE TABLE...TRAVELING ALL OVER...TV...BEING SILLY...THE BEACH...GRADUATING AND MOVING OUT OF TEXAS...MAKING MY GOAL OF A MILLION DOLLARS IN ONE YEAR...FUNNY MOVIES....QUOTING THOSE FUNNY MOVIES...NOT BEING A HOEBAG...JOSH HARTNETT...TALL BOYS...MEETING RANDOM PEOPLE IN THE ODDEST OF PLACES...HOOKIN' MY FRIENDS UP...WATCHIN THE 'DRUNK HIT ON BOYS MODE' MY GIRLS DO...WHEN BOYS DO NOT USE THE MOST PATHETIC PICK-UP ATTEMPTS I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE...FLOATING THE RIVER...ANYTHING AGGIE...BEING OCD ABOUT A FEW THINGS...HATING TOMATOES AND COCKROACHES...
basically anything that doesn't suck and is funny! :o)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MONICA'S WORDS OF WISDOM/THOUGHTS :NEVER MAKE A PRIORITY OUT OF SOMEONE WHO ONLY MAKES YOU AN OPTIONIF SARCASM IS ANGER'S UGLY COUSIN, THEN I'M ONE HELL OF AN UGLY COUSINLAST TIME I CHECKED, BEGIN FAKE ISN'T COOL, AND YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARDPEOPLE ARE FULL OF SHIT, BUT YOU'RE THE MORON TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING PEOPLE TELL YOUTHE STONGEST PERSON YOU KNOW, NEEDS YOU THE MOSTDENY,DENY,DENY, AND KEEP DENYINGA FOOL OPENS HIS MOUTH, A WISE MAN KEEPS IT SHUT...AND LAUGHS AT YOU ON THE INSIDETOMATOES AND COCKROACHES ARE THE NASTIEST THING ON EARTH"GET MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT" AND "MAKE THAT ASS BOUNCE MORE THAN A LOW RIDER IN A DR. DRE MUSIC VIDEO"WHEN YOU GO TO HOOTERS, MAKE THE GIRLS SING ONE OF THE 15 SONGS THEY HAVE TO MEMORIZESTAY TRUE TO YOURSELF, COUNT ONLY ON YOURSELF, BECAUSE IN THE LONG RUN, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DECIDES HOW YOUR LIFE ENDS UPLIFE ISN'T ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL, BUT JOURNEY ALONG THE WAY ISQUIT BEING A CHICKEN, GO AFTER ITONE DAY IT'S GOING TO BE TOO LATE WHEN YOU FINALLY WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT THE PERSON YOU TREATED LIKE SHIT, YOU ACTUALLY LOVE..AND THEY MOVE AND AND NOW HATE YOUR GUTS BECAUSE YOU SCARED THEM FOR LIFE...SO TRY TO BE NICEIT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT.BE CONSIDERATE, BE THANKFUL, AND NEVER NEVER NEVER TAKE PEOPLE FOR GRANTED....BECAUSE THEY WILL LEAVEYOU HAVE ONE CHANCE IN LIFE TO ACT CRAZY AND SILLY AND DO STUPID STUFF BEFORE IT'S NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE....SO TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF THIS EVERY SINGLE DAYTELL SOMEONE "I LOVE YOU"....YOU NEVER KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR ITSUCK IT UP, YOU WILL SURVIVE
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU UNTIL YOU LOOSE ITIT'S ALL ABOUT BEING THE MOST CONFIDENT GIRL IN THE ROOMGO AHEAD... FUCK UP YOUR LIFE, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ITIF YOU ARE SERIOUSLY THAT PATHETIC, THEN I DON'T NEED YOUBLIND FAITH IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING
SHUT THE F UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
THE BEST JOKE TOLD BY A RANDOM DRUNK GUY IN A CHILIFEST REGISTRATION LINE IS : "STD'S ARE LIKE BEANIE BABIES, I'M TRYING TO COLLECT THEM ALL!""IF IT HADN'T BEEN THIS...IT WOULD'VE BEEN SOMETHING ELSE!"
LIVE LIFE LIKE YOU WANT AN ENCORE
NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, YOU CAN'T FORGET YOUR FIRST LOVEIF IT HURTS SO BAD THAT YOU CAN'T BREATHE, GET YOUR MIND OFF OF IT, AND YOUR SOUL ACHES...THEN AT LEAST YOU KNEW IT WAS REAL
DON'T TELL ME. SHOW ME.
THE POWER OF PRAYER IS AMAZING. GOD DOES LISTEN.SOMETHINGS REALLY NEVER DO CHANGE, AND ITS A GOOD THING.

I'd like to meet:

a millionaire

Music:

Everything

Movies:

..[if !IE] ..[endif]

Books:

My diploma

Heroes:


people who do NOT use the word FONDLE....and my awesome friends who love me :o)

My Blog

I'm getting Married!

For those of you know me...and know me well....I was the last one to think this would happen, but it's true!  I'M GETTING MARRIED! Neel proposed the day after I graduated from Texas A&M...at ...
Posted by TANK on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:03:00 PST

Men...

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?(Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?(They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE...
Posted by TANK on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:32:00 PST

UPDATE! 3/21/06

*from my Xanga* Sooo...this is going to be a long update!  Well alot has happened.  The wedding in San Antonio was great!! We all had such a blast!  Laura and Brian both looked awesome...
Posted by TANK on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:50:00 PST

yup!

YOYOYOYO wat it do! hahahah  im so ghetto, i love it....hehehe   Life has been amazing and each passing day is one day closer to me moving to NC!  My girls are moving there too so ...
Posted by TANK on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:43:00 PST

Brad Paisley - She's Everything

Guys take note...go DL this song now...   "She's Everything"She's a yellow pair of running shoesA holey pair of jeansShe looks great in cheap sunglassesShe looks great in anythingShe's I want a p...
Posted by TANK on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 06:19:00 PST

My Secret..

For whatever reason, my heart loves this song...and even more so when I saw this video, I cried...yup, thats right...go ahead and make fun now. But this is what I want on so many levels... Gary Alle...
Posted by TANK on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 02:40:00 PST

Thought for the night...

From my xanga.... I am almost in NC and I can't wait! 8 days...  Internship update will be posted soon, but i promise it's awesome!! :o)  I'm gunna be doing stuff with my life that I felt I ...
Posted by TANK on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:29:00 PST

To all the guys...

This is to all you blood sucking idiots who have ever broke my heart, treated me like crap, took me for granted, and basically just suck in general.... I DON'T MISS YOU AT ALL! You missed out on the b...
Posted by TANK on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 11:15:00 PST

wow!

Things are so effin' awesome right now yall dont even know! Yes this semester has been abosolute hell for me, but i've had those awesome people to pull me through  :) And yep, here it comes.. Mon...
Posted by TANK on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 12:19:00 PST

Me? Normal? i think not...

*I'm not your normal girl...and I'm damn proud of it* I wear t-shirt and jeans to go out cuz i really could care less I drink beer and like it...the fruity stuff makes me sick I shot my first deer wh...
Posted by TANK on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:18:00 PST