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Jonny Fire

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I like to be mysterious, I think my calling in life was to be an international jewel thief cat burglar.

My Interests

Philosophy, Pirates, UUism, Motorcycles, Traveling, Parkour, RevolUUtion, Fixing things, That's right, I can fix anything. Anything. If MacGyver and I were on a sinking barge with a screwdriver, we'd be winning the America's Cup before you realized your screwdriver was missing.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who wants to run off and live on a volcano in the cloud forest of Costa Rica. and maybe even be Bandidos Yanquis.

Music:

Violent Femmes, I know they kind of suck, but they'll be my favorite band till i die, and you can't tell me "Add it up" isn't the greatest song ever written.

Movies:

Casablanca, Princess Bride, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead, Boondock Saints, Kung Fu, anything with Pirates,

Television:

Simpsons, Adult Swim, Daily show, but its kind of a moot point since my tv is turned off and disconnected and broken and has a picture of dubya taped to the front. Or at least i wish it was.

Books:

Siddhartha ~ Hermann Hesse