Johnny Borrell, because my wife says he's a c**t. Sorry, Johnny, but if Angie says you're a c**t, you're a c**t. Come to think of it, if she han't said so, I would have. I find you uniquely annoying and would like to tell you in person.The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, because they're fucking boss.Jimi Hendrix. But that would be weird, it would involve some kind of time travel. This would be a dodgy process as if I were to erroneously tread on even an ant, the course of cosmic history may be corrupted and upon my return to 2007 I may find that the Chillis don't exist and that Razorlight are the biggest band on the planet.