MORE JOKES... |
*Say ADDICTED after everything I say!! Drugs?...Alcohol?...Sex?...What hit you in the head last night...?*Hillbilly's jackin' off in a restaurant...Waitress asks, "What the hell are you doing?!!" They...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:16:00 GMT |
MORE R-RATED JOKES - THANKS HAYDEN, MISTY, & MANDIE |
*Cinderella got fired from Disney today. She was caught bouncing up and down on Pinocchio's face, screaming, "Lie Mother-fucker, Lie!!"
*Now I lay him down to fuck, I sure do hope he rips it up. But i...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:27:00 GMT |
THE LETTER |
Dear Friend,
How are you? I just had to send you a note to tell you how much I care about you.
I saw you yesterday as you were talking with your friends. I waited all day hoping you would want to...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:42:00 GMT |
QUILT OF HOLES |
As I faced my Maker at the last judgment, I knelt before the Lord along with all the other souls.
Before each of us laid our lives like the squares of a quilt in many piles; an angel sat before each o...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:22:00 GMT |
IDIOT SIGHTINGS |
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:47:00 GMT |
FOR THE MEN - THE GUY’S RULES..... |
At last a guy has taken the time to write all this down!!! Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear the rules from the Female side. Now here are the ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:10:00 GMT |
R - RATED JOKES!!! - THANKS HAYDEN & MISTY |
*A man gets his dick sunburned, his buddy tells him to stick it in a glass of milk. His blonde girlfriend walks in and says OMG, THAT'S how you reload....
*Giving head is like eating sunflower seeds. ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:16:00 GMT |
A Letter From GOD To WOMEN |
If you ever look at yourself and feel that you don't measure up, read this and your outlook will change before you finish reading it! This is good to keep, not just to read from time to time, but to a...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 05:56:00 GMT |
Things You Learn In Mississippi... |
*Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
*There are 5,000 types of snakes on Earth and 4,998 live in Mississippi.
*There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Mis...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:18:00 GMT |
MY TRIBUTE TO EMMETT |
Who is one of the most important people in your life? It could be a mother, father, a minister, a friend, or your significant other. For me, one of the most important people in my life was my dad.
My ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:20:00 GMT |
