Greetings fellow myspacers my name is Borat Sagdiyev, I am from the glorious nation of Kazakhstan, I am a world famous celebrity and respected journalist i am also very good wrestler and gypsy hunter you like? I was born in 1972 in Kuçzek, I am the son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the rapist, who is also my maternal grandfather. I am also the former husband of Oksana Sagdiyev, she was my sister but she was not good wife so i gave her to gypsy's in return for gypsys to stop attacking my village Kuçzek, she then turned gypsy queen and there was a price on my head, but it not matter now she was mistaken for bear and shot dead by my neighbour high five!
My other sister is Natalya she is fourth best prostitute in Kazakhstan, David Hasselhoff once paid my family 2 Kazakhstani ounces of his chest and pubic hair for a night with her, he said she very good! I also have a younger brother Bilo who is mentally retarded, he has to be kept locked behind a metal door in a cage, he has 204 teeth (193 in mouth and 11 in nose) He is a sex crazy ... all day long he in his cage look on porno & rub rub rub he love hand partys all day long dirty boy!
I attended the university of Astana, where i studied English, Journalism and Plague research, I have been married several times, my first wife was Oksana Sagdiyev she was shot and killed by neighbour Nursultan Tuyakbay, who mistook her for a bear, while accompanying he brother in law Bilo on a walk in forest. I recently won court case in Kazakhstani courts where my neighbour Nursultan Tuyakbay had to compensate me for killing of my wife with a box of chocolates i was a very happy man. I have three children 12-year-old Bilak, 12 year-old Biram (whose mother is my sister, Natalya), and 11 year-old Hooeylewis (my favourite child) and i seventeen grandchildren.
Please would very much like you to look at my very good english friends Red Sea there music is great and they very big on Kazakhstani MTV.
I once had pig called igor who i had special connection with until the famine of 1991 when gypsy's (spits) stole all my villages harvest, my family then had to eat igor to survive (eyes, testicles, hooves included)
I have had many jobs ranging from ice maker to animal sperm retriever. I also very good gypsy catcher, i can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if changed, 10 if not. I can also carry a woman against her will, i once carried my future wife 1600 meters (1 mile) I also carried my other future wife Pamela Anderson 5 meters before marriage wreckers stopped me and beat me to floor, may they be cursed and their children grow up to be gypsy slaves!Please be very nice if you look at redsea profile, they very good friends, and i use one of there songs for my profile, they are going to be very big band in england, thank you High Five!
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