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Rob

watchyerback

About Me

Its the end of the world, and youre in a sinking ship, set adrift in a sea of your enemy's piss. Your best friend took the easy way out, a cyanide capsule, and now you are left. Wind is coming easterly. The feet of your pajamas rotted away long ago. I smell butter, but who can believe thats what it is these days

My Interests

friends, photography, testing the limits of interpersonal embarrassment, mechanics of an echo

I'd like to meet:

Myspace asks the worst questions....But if I had to choose who Id like to meet, Id probably wanna meet Fergie. Maybe for dinner. And while she's at the table with me , Id excuse myself , so I could sneak into her car and take a shit in the back seat

Music:

Ani Difranco,Rilo Kiley,Kanye West,Straylight Run, Blindside, MC5, Bjork,POSTAL SERVICE,Get up Kids,25 Ta Life, Bouncing Souls,Brand New, Death Cab for Cutie,Johnny Cash, Weezer,Morphine,David Bowie, Tool, Magnetic Fields, Samiam, No Motiv,Slick Rick, De La Soul,Beastie Boys,Tom Waits, Pete Yorn, Ryan Adams, Portishead, Woodie Guthrie, Radiohead, Yea Yea Yeas, Dan Bern, P.J harvey,Elvis Costello to name just a few

Movies:

BOONDOCK SAINTS, Big lebowski, clerks, mallrats, dancer in the dark, bowling for columbine, fargo, swingers, cabin boy, hapiness, life is beautiful, eternal sunshine, kill bill,Garden State, Baxter, Slackers.

Television:

As children we'd toggle the manual cable box between the dirty chanel and whatever was next. For hours, in the hopes of a clear miscolored breast. Things got easier, for better or worse

Books:

Books are lies.People write books because its easier to write a lie than it is to say a lie and get your ass beat..But I do adore a good lie.Some of my favs are...choke, survivor, forfucksake, mall, monster in a box, as i lay dying, hot water music, love is a dog from hell,the bluest eye,and you will know our veolcity, rape:a love story,senseless,perpetual war for perpetual peace, still life with woodpecker, take the canoli, fermata, Zinn on history,impossible vacation...Can you suggest a great one??

Heroes:

People who eat with their feet. Because they have to

My Blog

N.y.C.

walking through New York City to keep moving keep walking This is a city that eats its own turns its own into killers drains its own and you can see the victims most of whom still alive just look int...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:15:00 PST

And if ya dont know, now ya know, knitter

A shout out to every boy that dropped the ball Fucked up Lost you Didnt get you Never had you Lost touch with you...... To all them I say thank you Never knew you But I owe you  ...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:19:00 PST

Enjoy the sex..Before it gets too gross

I wonder what sex will be like in 50 years. I mean, come on. When you think about sex in the 1950's, there wasnt much variety to it. There certainly wasnt such an open dialogue back then to even inves...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST

Bon Voyage

You and me In our dreams running the streets to find beautiful cars with such fast lines and removing their wheels.... As if this was some way to fall in love and make it safe.... To cripple what y...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST

Timing

Do things like virtue, intent, and Karma really affect what you receive in life? I think timing is the key element. Good people get shit on , win the lottery , get AIDS, have kids, drink sour milk, an...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 31 May 2006 05:05:00 PST

this makes sense to 2 people..youre not one

MOTHERFUCKER SAY ONE MORE WORD! said as her arm was cocked at head level, far from level headed, red headed, dead set on some blood shed,domestically violent, once heaven sent , now hell bent, its a f...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:17:00 PST

Gramps

Im not ready for yiskanor shivaYou are timeless and eternal with a fading footprint in the immediateCan you see me through the fog?Its just a step toward my voiceYou were sold on weeks of tortureand c...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:04:00 PST

She's not really that into you

Ever feel like you were screaming to yourself and the one you were really screaming to wasnt worth it? That every bluff was called by a yawn? And though self appraised, every action was perfect But a...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 06:08:00 PST

drops

As if the earth let go a sigh and allowed the worst to happen brothers clinging to mothers as it all went down the drain..... Think we're recovering? Think again.... We'll be digging for answers un...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 04:53:00 PST

You're not Michael Moore

If it werent so annoying I could call it adorable. What Im referring to is the hip new left wing agenda being made popular by uninformed children. This idea that our country has taken all of our freed...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST