..CURRENT MOON lunar phasesListen, people who put milk in their hot tea petrify me. That shit just ain't right. And people who put ketchup on their eggs are also oddities in my book. And in case you're interested, I tend to say extremely inappropriate and insensitive things, and usually end up regretting it. I apologize in advance for offending you.
A guy who doesn't suck at life, for starters. Oh, and these people:
Pantera, Metallica, Down, Korn, Staind, Diecast, Crowbar, Pink floyd, Skynyrd, Led Zep, Allman Brothers, CCR, Steve Miller, Joe Walsh, AC/DC, The Who, and a bunch of other stuff that I can't think of
Dirty Dancing, The Godfather 1 and 2, Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale, Nunzio, Gladiator, The Shawshank Redemption, 300, Donnie Darko, Full Metal Jacket(even though Vincent D'Onofrio frightens me), Deliverance, Sleepers, Deuces Wild, The Abyss, Highlander, The Addams Family, Addams Family Values, With Honors, Scent of a Woman, The Power of One, Forrest Gump, Clerks, Clerks II, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Office Space, Ted Bundy, The Big Lebowski, Grizzlyman, The Princess Bride, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, 28 Days Later, Jacob's Ladder, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Lost Boys, Wayne's World, Spaceballs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, American History X, Reservoir Dogs, Cinema Paradiso, The Lord Of The Rings, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Groundhog Day, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Bye Bye Love, Only The Lonely, The Matchmaker, There's Something About Mary, Someone Like You, Never Been Kissed, Ever After, The Bridget Jones movies (Colin Firth is frigging hot), The Amityville Horror (not that gay one with Van Wilder in it), The Shining, Johnny Stecchino, Better Off Dead, Happy Gilmore, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Moonstruck, The Goonies, and Dumbo
Lost, Un Posto Al Sole, Dexter, Mad Men, Private Practice, October Road, Journeyman, Deadliest Catch, Bizarre Foods, No Reservations, Battlestar Galactica, Two and a Half Men, Dead Like Me, Rome, In Treatment, The Sopranos, Desperate Housewives, Army Wives, Dirty Jobs, Roseanne, Everybody Loves Raymond, The King of Queens, Law and Order SVU, and Grey's Anatomy
The Count of Monte Cristo, Tuesdays with Morrie, For One More Day, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Stiff, The Dexter books, Pride and Prejudice, Crime and Punishment, Kitchen Confidential, Wicked, Voices of Paranoia, Frankenstein, Dracula, Stranger Than Fiction, Good in Bed, Goodnight Nobody, Angels and Demons, The Princess Bride, It, Moby Dick, The Lord of The Rings
My mom, Billy B, Ultra Lord, Charles Schwab, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Lieutenant Dan, Chuck Norris, and Downtown Dave Brown